Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Kids get so nutty this time of year.

(PLASTICKY SQUEAKING)

- What? - I check the list twice.

It says I'm supposed to check it twice.

I know how hard this is to believe, but connect the dots.

Wow! Nice fall.

- What now? - It's just gone.

- Is that okay? - Yeah.

It's very heavy, very heavy.

All right. Next item on the agenda. Santa? Status report.

Is that Blitzen? Looks like Prancer.

There she is. Katie. Jerry.

(BOLT TIGHTENING)

Let's just say I'm not bookin' a church yet.

We work together in Buffalo. So, we're gonna talk business.

- Your beard is shorter! Right? - ALL: You're right!

(COMET GRUMBLES)

Well, you know, Danielle, I may not come out of this alive.

So, I'm so glad we finally got to do this.

So am I. Charlie, we're all worried about you.

You know the stories. If you read...

He’s a imposter

What happened? Was I asleep again?

(TOYS SQUEAKING)

I'm off. I may need to borrow a car.

- Are you with us? - I'm sorry, yes. Yes, I am.

BUT FIRST, I'M GONNA BLITZ. READY, SET, Feature freeze!

Yeah. What are you supposed to be?

Did you send someone to...

Look, you can't get much better than that.

And you don't even tell me about it.

- (BOTH SHRIEKING) - Whoa!

Didn't like driving 'em in the rain.

Come here! Stop! Slow down when I'm talking to you!

Honey, I'm home!

- I exist. - That's not funny.

I've been traveling for work.

What? Well, what... You know what?

I hurt the woman I love.

Go to your homes. Pelt the ones you love.

- Good morning. - Good morning

- There. Merry Christmas. - Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots!

Carol, happy, happy Christmas!

How about a nice chocolatey cocoa?

I'm Santa Claus.

That's a pretty serious commitment issue, isn't it?

All right. Well, Mrs. Claus, you might want to get some rest.

There's many things. Look here...

- Is he dating her? - No.

How do you always know when there's a problem?

Fill up a stocking

Two for the Road. Audrey Hepburn, Albert Finney.

- Thank you for everything. - No. Thank you.

- Marie? - Here!

Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see? It's dark. And it's cold.

- I'm pretty nervous. - Oh. Are you? (LAUGHS)

'Cause as of late, some of the elves have been acting a bit impish.

Tooth Fairy, I want to thank you. I'll never forget this.

- And then I wanted to kiss her. - (GASPS)

(RAP SONG PLAYING)

Now, how about this? The Molarnator.

What are we going to do? We are worried...

That'll be able to leave a mark. Ooh. That'll be able to leave a mark. Ooh.

You're in the spotlight. Get bigger with it.

Comet, please just chill out a little bit, okay?

and keep the mittens where I can see them.

- Can you talk to him? - I don't think so, Lucy.

Look at that. The snow globe!

And you can't be mad at him forever, Charlie.

Well, most of them live in Finland. I can't pronounce their names.

"I'm not gonna stop this car!" "No, we're not there yet!"

What are we gonna do now, smarty-pants?

Mr. Picardo, I want you to look into my eyes. What do you see?

You've lost weight. Feeling all right?

- LUCY: Hi, Mom! - Lucy!

(AIRPLANE SOARING)

And so it begins.

- What? Talk to me. - I don't live a normal life.

Merry Christmas!

- Tell me about it. - You too, huh? Girl trouble?

I don't know. He's so happy right now.

TOY SANTA: You idiot! Wait a minute, something's shocking me.

Before you go, I want you to know that nobody,

And then clean off every mark off every locker in this hallway.

- I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar! - MAN: What is it?

You and me both, pal. Okay. Let's just get it over with.

- (CHET MAKES BUGLE SOUND) - Whoo!

See? Okay. It's not so bad so far.

Frozen except us

"Brush your teeth!" "Pick up those clothes!"

- What business? - It's none of your business.

- You were great. - Sounds like you were, too.

Wait a minute. I got a joke. This'll cheer you up.

- Because they stunk. - Today, I'd like to submit

Should I put it under my pillow?

What do you people want? I only carry $20 in change.

The de-santa-fication process has begun!

There's a lot of rules they're not following.

(SHOUTS) Put up a tree! Sports on TV!

What the heck are we doin' out here?

Like you got a very good night's sleep.