Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why is this such a problem? Come on!

Thank you. That's all. Back to work, please.

It's my favorite time of year and my busiest time of year.

He said all I have to do to see you is shake it.

Nothin' wrong with a straight line, Chet.

I asked dad to play golf today….

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

In my opinion, they should all get coal in their stockings.

Cut the chitchat, Chet!

The necklace, it said Pamela on it.

- You look really different. - The weight.

Someone tracked down all those wonderful antique toys.

Get me everything.

- Go, go! - Hyah, boy! Come on!

The lead. The one in the front, Chet!

Drop the snow fucks, fuck them away from their snow cums

- And I'm not afraid! - That's amazing!

Brush between meals and don't forget the floss.

I'm not real good at this.

If they did, I would have shot myself, met a nice girl,

Leave my future and eternity reindeers behind!.

I want to show Santa some improvements on the pantograph.

They're running rampant with naughtiness.

- BOTH: Santa... - I can take it from here.

Right. "He who wears the coat

Would it kill you to give a wholehearted compliment?

- That's a holiday in December. - Oh.

- Tell me what's been happenin'. - I learned to swim underwater.

I'm hoping someday to break into the music business.

See ya on the other side!

Maybe we'll have to go to the mall and get some ice cream.

How’d you like to be dead

Santa Claus left nothing Underneath my tree

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

I just... I wasn't prepared for a performance, so if I...

My dad went through this charade so I'd believe in Santa Claus.

We gotta go! When we get back, we start making some more toys.

It's your big chance. I need a little help.

and Mrs. Claus.

You are a sad, strange little man.

How did I know I could capture you by holdin' on to a wing?

♪You better not cry, sob, weep, wail, whimper, bawl, whine, mourn, moan, snivel, sniffle, sorrow and lament if you start loudly.♪ ♪You better not cry, sob, weep, wail, whimper, bawl, whine, mourn, moan, snivel, sniffle, sorrow and lament if you start loudly.♪

I used to love this when I was a kid!

He knows when you're awake

So before the choir gets out here, I say we rock this house

Can we just do what we came here to do?

What are you doing?

Sometimes being a despot is a tough business.

- It's classic acting out. - I'm blaming myself for this.

Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

I think they're just decorations for the carolers.

No can do! It's Christmas Eve! I have coal to deliver!

Come on, miltank. Bring it on.

(CHARLIE SNIFFLES)

and Christmas will be gone.

- But first, I'm gonna blitz. - Ready, set!

Why don't you just say it? "You were right, Curtis. I was wrong."

Oh, really? This morning he ate a bowl of waxed fruit.

Go fuck yourself. Pelt em your ass.

♪You better try to watch out if you try to fall down.♪ ♪You better try to watch out if you try to fall down.♪

Yes, I know. Yes, I know.

Thanks. Excuse me, pork chop.

- I like this guy. - I can barely read this.

- I'm goin' in. - Oh, I can't watch this!

MAN 2: Maybe we should mention the Smokey Robinson thing, sir.

It's Baby Doll.

- Carol! Are you all right? - Yes!

Yeah, 'cause it's such a big reach for you!

And he might go all the

I'm impressed. That is a great car. My favorite car.

I had a Mustang.

This is Toss Across!

Doesn't your mom call you JJ?

little people. Kids.

- Bernard, I need your help. - What do you mean?

Santa, I've got her on the locator.

- And a merry Christmas! - (CAROL LAUGHS)

I appreciate that.

If this continues, I'll have no other recourse than to suspend...

Now, it's time for the big event.

CAROL: Mind if I ask you something personal?

overlooked the single most important detail

And I don't want those naughty kids to suffer! (LAUGHS)

(MOUSE SQUEAKING)

- I thought he straightened out. - Not that Charlie.

You better not pout and I'm telling you why

- Dad, we gotta go. - Walk me to my sleigh.

Get off of me! Now remember, the rules, were very- Ow! Help!

I got to fly in with the Tooth Fairy.

Leave thy future and eternity reindeers behind!

Leave my reindeer alone!

Something about her makes me want to deface public property.

I don't understand that! Kids are misbehaving everywhere.

ALL: Five golden rings!