Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He knows if you've been bad or good

Aren't you forgetting something?

I don't have a mom, so I wouldn't know about that.

(SINGING) The best thing about singing at Christmas

Weren't you supposed to get to work?!

- They're not too girly? - Not on you.

- The elves'll know. - But this would be a special toy!

- He's right. - SANTA: This is all I want to do.

And, Charlie, we'll talk about the suspension.

A reindeer in training.

Some sweater. Like I should talk! (CHUCKLES)

I was listening to a tape series on child development last night.

My kid thinks I betrayed him.

That's not a bad idea.

Curtis, when are you gonna tell him?

Oh, so sorry! (LAUGHS)

- Lizzy Garcia. - Here.

If you have the ball, run to the end zone.

Community service?

There's only one Santa.

Movie's okay, but the car was the star. '53 MG TD.

Please, don't give up hope.

Takin' a sleigh ride

You have no idea how hard it is, walking around with that secret.

- These fit yesterday. - Hot cocoa for you.

Spray on some flocking

My elfin pride blinded me to all reason.

Curtis, you're 900 years old. Grow up!

- Thick or thin crust? - Thin.

You want the shoe? Take it off. Go ahead. Go on!

- All right, I'll stay. - I'll get my coat.

I'd like to again propose a new name for myself.

When we were kids, we used to do this to get a little extra cash.

But you've known me your whole life.

(SPRAY PAINTING)

What are you doin' up there? I can't see where I'm driving.

Come on! We got to get them before they get out the hole.

- Better now? - It's gettin' there.

Eat some roughage, will you?

I don't know. But Charlie has something he wants to tell you.

Good job, Curtis.

The toy will be up here melting in front of my fireplace.

You gotta focus, Chet.

Watch out! The building! Left, left!

- with a secret Santa! Huh? - Oh.

Did you... I told you about Baby Doll an hour ago and...

- It's not a problem. - Okay.

Why don't you buy yourself a wreath?

You're doing great. Dial it down on the ho-ho-ho's,

I'm more interested in why this happened in the first place.

I love you, Charlie. Thank you.

- SANTA: Bernard. - (SIGHS)

Who cares anymore?

Forget about Principal Newman, all right?

Whoa. Lost some weight there, huh? Slim-Fast?

- Then I'll fall in love. - First of all, they're arrows.

(DELIGHTED LAUGH)

Hence, tagging is serious. Hence, your presence here.

- You gotta save Christmas. - How am I supposed to save...

What do you think, Laura? Honestly, what do you think? Huh?

I'd like to thank you for being such a gracious host.

What's bothering you?

And say the word that we've all been longing to hear.

- Dad? - Hey, sport.

- It's incredible! - Yes, it is.

BERNARD: Santa, look forward and put on a smiley face.

We have to focus, all of us, on the goals ahead.

(BOTH LAUGHING)

you won't be able to return to the Pole.

So as far as dating goes,

You better not pout

Oh, well. The town'll break the fall.

and a movie and a long winter night.

Oh, Christmas Day

Yeah, we have one, a school, but the elves need a new principal.

It feels like you're trying to get someone's attention.

He’s just a baby

You take us to Elfcon 1. Let's rig for silent running.

That's nice. I have a little announcement to make.

There's never been a better Santa.

Flatten the hills we go

They don't have a good sense of humor like me.

Yeah, I can't wait till it's over, though.

- Careful, it's hot. - Of course it is.

Milk wouldn't do it, cocoa is a little sweet,

I see you when you're sleepin'. I know when you're awake.

You know what the problem is? Excuse me, Neil.

- Sandman? - (SNORING) What...

What about the elves?

That's good. You just got yourself elected parent rep.

Actually, Christmas Eve.

I want you to take this. Look into this and

- Whoa! - (WHISTLES)

- Did you have a fight? - Sort of.

- Aren't you? - Aren't you who?

the malls are filled with other "Santa Clauses."

- Hi. - Oh. You look...

We don't need to rush things, Scott.

There are elves. They make toys. They're beautiful and it's real.

- Take us to Elfcon 2! - Let's go to Elfcon 2.

Okay, now, help me. Can ya move anything?

That'll be so able to leave a mark. Ooh. That'll be so able to leave a mark. Ooh.

with a flawless complexion, I might add.

- Ho, ho, ho. - Santa?