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Come on!
Yeah, sort of like some kind of magic.
Excuse me. Is there a rest stop between here and the end of the lecture?
You can't be two places at once.
The duplicate will look and think just like you.
Okay. What I think, folks, is that a lot of you have forgotten
Okay, elves!
I think it makes you look hot.
(SINGING) Dashing through the snow
Can he talk?
I'm parked behind Neil. The minivan, I just had it washed.
and see who's still single out there and not too bitter.
Oh! Whoa!
Ha-ha-ha!
A person just wants something to believe in, you know?
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
- I'm comin' after you, buddy. - Seven swans a-swimming!
I told you something personal from my childhood
- Santa, there's a clause. - That would be me.
He has most of Santa's memories.
Hey, Lucy, what have you got there?
Everything's going to be fine.
grow up.
NAME FIVE.
stop stop stand back
Ho, ho, ho! You're doing a wonderful job!
There was a first clause, but also a second clause.
- Is he all right? - ELF: He's okay, Santa.
Is that your idea of a night on the town?
Name change for the Tooth Fairy. Yes or no?
Without further ado, let us convene the year-end conference.
- Well... - (LAUGHS)
- You're suspended. - But, Dad!
Come on!
Well, I think he's learning at an excellent rate.
Let's call yourself the little nudge!
I've tripled the RAM and reconfigured the circuitry.
That'll be able to leave a mark. Ooh.
(LAUGHS)
Wow.
(GROANS)
The Holly Hobbie Oven!
and you still believed in Christmas.
But what am I gonna do?
He works with toys and these
Whew!
Like he got a good night's sleep.
I was devastated.
28 days? So I've gotta find a wife by Christmas.
Carol, I...
From this moment forward, we're not gonna make any more toys.
I just couldn't sleep thinking about all those rules
(SHUSHING)
(LAUGHS)
Okay, okay, I admit it.
- He's just a baby. - All right.
Good! Movie?
(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING?
Is the cocoa, caroling and fun
After quartile
and scrape off graffiti at 8:00 a.m.
It's Scott, isn't it?
- So you have a nice-guy side. - I'm a man of many sides.
- Why didn't Bernard tell me? - He's under house arrest.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Or, as I recall, Roy.
- What's the bad news? - What do you mean?
- Carol. - Uh-huh.
Cut the chitchat Chet
- Tracy! - Yes!
No. Why would you think that?
- Do you want some cocoa? - Yes.
Spending any of that money on holiday decorations
Who are you?
Attention you hooligans behind that snowbank!
(ENGINE REVS)
Take the hat off.
- You ready, buddy? - All right. Let her rip.
Help
Easter Bunny?
I'm talking about the packages that (WHISPERS) are backstage.
Sounds like...
The DE-SANTIFICATION process HAS BEGUN!
It's been checked. Don't worry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Leave thy future and eternity reindeers behind!. Leave thy future and eternity reindeers behind!.
Holiday
Besides, reindeer are too stupid to make good pets.
What's the most important thing?
- Yeah. - Why don't you just stay?
(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
- Enough with the questions. - You can't stop being Santa.
- Look, it just glistens. - Listen to me. I'm back now.
Well, there is. I...
- Hear, hear. - What a lovely place.
(LAUGHING)
he's naked!!
- Plenty of women at the mall. - Charlie!
- And I'm telling you why - Whoo!
He's waiting for us in Principal Newman's office.