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Park ranger.
Shut up.
- Where are you taking us? - Back to the elevator.
That's an awesome responsibility, isn't it?
Fred. Uh, who's Fred? Your boyfriend?
Get rid of your weapon.
Stop!
We're fine. It was underground.
If it had been a surface detonation,
Last night Clyde radioed me...
We can get your people in here. Then I can go feed my dog.
- Yeah. - Bullshit.
Nap of the earth all the way.
Hale!
We'll just take away his reason for being here.
- General. - General.
Good morning, gentlemen. So, do I wake the President?
Pretty soon these things will be absolutely useless.
If we're successful?
You'll hide the warheads in radiology...
She was probably just hallucinating.
- You OK? - Yeah.
But I think I gave us too much time.
I was afraid you'd say yes...
And don't forget to say hi to Johnson for me...
you want to show the bastards you're right.
We're just cold. Just need to get warm.
might say I haven't got the guts.
Get down!
Go to war.
Well, what have we got?
I'll keep these together. If one goes off,
I mean, come on.
The trucks! Now, you listen.
Smile, boys. We're about to retire.
Aah...
How you doing?
They have to be armed to detonate.
Come on.
And, Johnson, the clock is ticking.
We'll secure the whole area.
Oh, God. What is it this time? Another UFO?
I can't do this.
That's what's bothering me. I think he planted it...
You really love this shit, don't you?
Ha ha ha! Wrong.
I'm not on the mood.
- All set. - We'll be right along.
So far, we're not picking up any.
You hear that?
I still got my finger on the trigger.
Terry, you been through the Needles entrance?
Ohh.
These tracks curve east before Salt Lake.
- You missed your calling, boy. - Yeah, Deak. I even bought it.
Looks like there's just two of them.
or equipment failure, but what if he meant...
You show your opponent one thing,
It's the nuke! It's open! It's wide open!
except for the President and you guys?
How far downriver does this path go?
You get to the phone, OK?
100% pussy
When you fly with nuclear weapons,
Get rid of your weapon.
This place has been prepped. Deak's been here.
One footprint takes centuries to repair.
I think you've got more guts than he does.
We got one.
- Ready, captain? - On your command, major.
Uhh!