Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...why not? - Because I feel guilty enough...

- Love hurts. - Yeah, tell me about it.

- How about our anniversary? - Which we might not make it to.

I love these. You know what they're called?

- Cigarette? - I quit.

...what goes on right here.

- So you guys did the deed again? - Technically, yes. But it wasn't pretty.

- I didn't. - Well...

- Yeah? - Hey, you got something.

What are you doing here?

I'm experimenting with some dishes.

Good point. That's something I was hoping to get more of: Tips.

- Valentine's Day's not till tomorrow. - You're not excited?

Not just like an after-your-bar-mitzvah man, but a "man" man.

Memorial Day? Yes, a holiday. You know who invented Valentine's Day?

- You ready to go? - Yeah. Since before we got here.

I'll be right back.

- I had sex. - That bad?

- I don't need to know that. - Fair enough.

- You a cop? - No.

Pretty quickly, yes.

Oliver's not stable. He's dangerous.

- How long will this continue? - You've ruined my favorite holiday.

So now he's in the hospital. He'll be there a while.

- What's going on? - Nothing. Just need to talk to you.

...had sex. - Yeah.

Sometimes you make it easy.

You weren't the only virgin in the room.

- Girl stuff. - Well...

Hey. You can't beat yourself up over it.

I was beginning to view it as sort of a rabbit's foot, for good luck only, but...

I'm gonna go home, run a bath, and either slit my wrists or drink a bottle of wine.

...you know...? - Oh...

Asbestos and champagne.

Don't know if I'm the guy to talk to about romance.

So I don't understand, you know...

You remember the...

- I'm gonna go. - Me too.

It's a lot of lifting. It's not my thing.

Oh, well, that's really great.

What do you mean?

Don't you want to?

I'm busy. Studying...

I know what you're trying to do.

Wait, wait. Before you kick me out, can you please give me a second to explain?

...I'm pretty booked this weekend.

And how's she doing? You heard from her at all?

- He doesn't hate you. - He turned down sex.