Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...is because for me...

Are you kidding? Not at all. I'm just... I'm shocked.

So do you have tips or words of wisdom for me?

Who knows, she's probably in Asia or New York.

I don't know why we celebrate anything around here.

Oh, My God. - Virile. Get Used To It.

...now that me and Anna broke up I'm now choosing you.

You tracked me down. I'm impressed.

...that probably wasn't my finest hour. I sucked so bad.

You drive down the same streets, go to the same places. It feels like...

But the thing about Ryan is, whenever things have gotten tough...

...I think it's best I stay home. Avoid this holiday.

Yeah. I'm free until cleanup.

- No, you shouldn't, Luke. - But it's just...

No, not that bad...

It's a work in progress. There's actually nothing on the menu right now.

Good thing Kaitlin's at a sleepover. I'll be blasting Bob Seger tonight.

No. You're going. Sandy, this is important to me.

He's in the hospital, so hopefully he'll get better.

Those cookies were so good that I couldn't let you leave without...

There's a lot of things important to me that you don't do.

God. Never in a million years would I think that you, of all people, not that...

- Lots of couples golf together. - Shortly before dying of old age.

So until Valentine's Day is over, we have nothing to talk about.

See how upset you are? I hate this holiday.

- Yeah. No, I remember. - I'm helping cater the event.

I was young, impressionable and drunk.

Take care. I'll see you soon.

Because the whole reason that we broke up...

- I'm going for the high score. - Hey, it's good to see you too.

I get it. Clearly...

Will you be around tomorrow to help set up?

Just disgusting.

What could be more romantic?

- Yeah, especially when you face-planted. - Glad to see you enjoy my pain.

Yeah. Who knows?

- Thanks. - Sure.

- I kept going over everything in my head. - Yeah.

I've been with you an hour. How did this not come up?

You're on your own for lunch.

No. You're right.

...or some stupid argument that neither of you can remember what it's about.

There were, like, limbs everywhere.

If you are in love, start shelling out. Chocolate. Flowers.