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What's that?
- So you guys had sex again? - if you can call it that.
I couldn't bear the thought of you being alone on Valentine's Day.
...just down here in the harbor. - Boat, huh?
- So you want to be my Valentine? - Yes.
I wouldn't refer to it as fish sex.
Theresa. If she's here, I want her to know I'm not gonna lose you.
Is that supposed to keep me away?
No jokes. There should be nothing funny about...
But with everything that's happened, it just...
I hope so.
What are you doing here?
You okay?
Home's Ionely these days.
Marissa doesn't live here anymore, Luke. You know that.
- I've heard that from you before. - You'll hear it again.
I’m not gonna be your sloppy seconds Ass face
- Your new restaurant? - In fact, I was wondering...
The situation with Summer is murkier now than it was before the awful fish sex.
- Look, if you want another shot... - No. No. Believe me.
There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?
Once we thought she was in London, but she was on a friend's boat...
...whatever we wanted to in the carpool. And you let us watch R-rated movies.
...it doesn't mean she is. - I'm always ready to go.
- Why? - Me and Marissa.
Well, it's not ticking, so it can't be from your mom.
...you kind of are.
- Are you working here? - Yeah.
- Now? - It'll be as hard for me as it is for you.
- You know, the thing about Ryan... - No, this isn't...
Things last night with Ryan went terribly. I think he hates me.
Well, only because he expects you to. It's crazy.
...if you wanted to be the first customer.
Oh, these are your friends and neighbors. Sorry.
Previously on The Valley:
- See you there. - Not if I see you first.
There was also sort of a whiny noise that came out towards the end...
If you want to skip it, I'd be more than happy to. Believe me.
- For what? - The Valentine's Day Single Dance Gala.
What about you? Wanna skip the event?
Sorry.
I'm not gonna stand here and pretend like I'm your girlfriend when I'm not.
Sorry, it's none of my business.