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And, yes...
- Luke. - It's true. You let us listen to...
- Must be talking about Valentine's Day. - I am. I hate it.
It's always challenging. It's never easy.
- You have to trust me. - Like you trusted me.
I was gonna say "embarrassing." But I guess "wrong" works.
Plasterer came to the restaurant today. Made a total mess.
Would you like to come in?
I don't know.
Whatever you say, Summer. Yes.
- Really quickly. - Hey, not that quickly.
If you're single, it depresses you.
It was left for you at the door.
And it was a big deal.
Sangek Coy Ngentot Yuk
Not that I listen to him. I'd never talk about that with him.
- No one. - "I'm not no one."
Well, I'm gonna pretend we never had this conversation...
Okay, so I lied.
I had sex with a girl. Summer, to be more specific.
And I thought maybe, you know, you could be the guinea pig.
You wanna get out of here?
Well, the sad part is...
- Oh, God. - I know I shouldn't be here.
- Hey, buddy. Got some big news. - I was about to go set up. You coming?
Want some of this...? I actually have no idea what this is.
I feel you didn't get your money's worth.
- That's what I thought. - Listen...
But, hey, it was my first time. She's a more experienced woman.
Yeah, I blew it for us both.
- That's her. - That's her?
- Where Jewishness fuses with Christianity. - Do the math.
No.
- What are we fighting about? - I'm not sure.
Exactly.
What better way to celebrate Valentine's than serve p ðt Á to a bunch of rich people?
- Because this is just really... - Wrong?
- We said we'd go together. - It's restaurant stuff.
Valentine's Day is not a holiday.
- Foreplay, huh? - I'm telling you...
...lying to Kirsten about the cookies...
I'm sweeping you off your feet.