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- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
Who wants a beer, huh?
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
- Where is she? - Seattle.
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
a great name for a bar!
I can jump that far.
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
(BELL RINGING)
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
All right, I guess you have a point.
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
...microbrew.