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All right, I guess you have a point.
...microbrew.
(BELL RINGING)
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
a great name for a bar!
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
Who wants a beer, huh?
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
I can jump that far.
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
- Where is she? - Seattle.
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.