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We are not the "maybe we can come see you play" guys.
Bros, this party is awesome! You are true friends of the Fighting Hens.
But, I mean, you guys are such an inspiration to the rest of us,
Well, maybe you just think they're stupid
Ted, there's two college girls outside, and they look easy!
We would tell each other what we had to eat that day.
- We're not gonna go see them play. - Why not?
a great name for a bar!
- We should buy a bar. - Of course, we should buy a bar!
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask.
- I'm Rachel Sondheimer. - Wait a minute, Lily.
- Where is she? - Seattle.
and drive all the way out there again tomorrow.
Who wants a beer, huh?
It's pretty nasty out there. I don't think they're coming.
...microbrew.
- Go, Hens! - Go, Hens!
OLDER TED: Which brings us to Thursday.
That's the problem. I have to get to Brewniverse in East Meadow in an hour.
We should buy a timeshare. Of course! We should buy a timeshare!
- Our bar would be awesome. - And dude, dude, dude, dude,
Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo
the older guys who never showed up and whose approval they now crave.
All right, I guess you have a point.
Only when every single person is finished having the greatest night of his or her life
(BELL RINGING)
I can jump that far.