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Oh, Brian. Yes!
I'm still recovering from that one thing you did
I-I gotta... I gotta get a divorce.
because I-I know you'd want to be with her for her final days.
Bee Movie (2007) Bee Movie (2007)
I beg to differ. I think I've got the lingo
- Like, zero chill. - I can't understand you.
The people, the music...
See? I told you. But at least I don't have cancer,
That chocolate thing from the bucket list?
That's right.
and you're like, "Oh, God, it's Terminal.
You actually say what's on your mind.
having my appetite back.
so now he's not into her, either.
He called me a dick earlier.
Son of Zorn.
Well, now, thank you, Brian.
if you spent the rest of your life
you'd be marrying this woman if she wasn't going to die
on lame, dying network TV.
WOMAN: Aw.
"Don't say it's Terminal.
Uh-huh.
It would be my honor
since I went to see The Peanuts Movie.
My name is Jess.
You look like a baby doll found in hurricane rubble.
Nonononononononononononnononononononononononononnonononono
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
You know, sometimes at night I just watch Jess sleep for hours.
I vow to honor you and cherish you
(SIGHS)
♪
Jess? Are you okay?
Kiss!
Verizon.
Will you get me more salsa?
Cancel HBO now.
but I'm gonna call you first.
A Bug’s Life
I-I was thinking maybe you could move in with me and Jess,
But these past weeks
And, Brian, when you learned Jess had only weeks to live,
that was so obscene, it couldn't even be described
Blue’s Room
Uh...
Turns out their story has a very happy ending.
Is Bernie Sanders here bothering you?
but you don't really own anything, do you?
(MEWING)