Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You've got approximately two weeks left to live.

And every time I try to type "Heimlich", it...

I want a woman who I can spend the rest of my life with.

- Shut up, dick. - Wha...?

to a guy named John Selvaggio

I'll give you my number.

microwaved salmon.

(SINGSONGY): We've written our own vows.

Have you always been so...

Is Bernie Sanders here bothering you?

is coming on now.

except The Terminal.

Come out the door.

She's... Someone... I don't...

to expand your media empire.

MAN: Welcome back, Brian.

and wear a vest and a boutonniere

So they sent me, Dr. Gravitas.

I've been diagnosed with non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.

i have nothing! do you hear me? i have NOTHING!

(EXHAUSTED SIGHS)

- Okay, okay, promise. - Of course. We got it.

Huh? Sorry. Got it.

Hey, Brian, that hat makes you look like a wang.

Wow. I haven't gotten this kind of attention