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- they didn't have one On how to stop sputtering?
♪ run me up a flagpole, My sex salute ♪
- ha ha ha ha!
Every once in a while,
He can't press down the keys.
What do you mean, You're resigning?
- what are you doing?
Listen, uh, What are you doing right now?
[tires squealing]
- i would have lost every case If it weren't for that bird.
- so sorry we couldn't help out.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- kindly state your name For the record.
Leaving A left turn indicator on.
- we got her From the emu ranch off i-25.
All right, who here Is from massachusetts?
- what do you mean, He's not a good typist?
You wanted to see me?
- get ahold of yourself, mister.
But again, doing a will After you're dead
- no emus in my courtroom.