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...put there by a species that only 60 years before...
FYI, my noise-canceling headphones proved ineffective last night.
...tomorrow at 4:30, you could meet a woman...
we/re gonna have sex!
He is right, though.
Twelve, if you count the ones who showed up and left.
Most of it is being applied to unraveling secrets of universe...
Hi, Leslie.
...that there are man-made objects on the moon...
Don't worry about the moon. We set our laser to stun.
Well, mission accomplished.
Yeah, look. Breasts and everything.
- You don't know we're wrong yet. - Haughty derision it is.
Oh, yeah, tonight's not great for me.
I was a perfectly happy, geeky, little lonely guy...
Damn you, you rat bastard.
- What? - It's a time of day I invented.
So, listen, what are you doing tomorrow afternoon?
Who's going to tell whom about what?
The dating site matched a woman with Sheldon.
I tell you, this is my new Grey's Anatomy.
He didn't find a wife.
Screw you, guys. I'm gonna go see if she's home.
- Holy crap. - What?
May I buy you a beverage?
Bummer.
GOOD GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
- Since when? - I'll show you a picture...