Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was drunk, I was lonely, I hated Zack.

That I've heard on multiple occasions.

"What is your attitude towards online dating?"

- I gotta run. Early shift. - Okay, I'll walk down with you.

In what universe is that "lightly toasted"?

Right now, Dr. Sheldon Cooper has to send an e-mail to his perfect match.

...how would you prefer I do it? The standard "I told you so"?

Ask her to come up.

I presume to shower and vomit.

...and let the light bounce back into this photomultiplier.

I was thinking tonight maybe we could catch a movie.

I'm making English muffins. Would you like an English muffin?

Oh, thanks, I'm not hungry.

...between afternoon and evening: preevning.

- That's a great question, Zack. - No, it's not.

You know who'd really dig seeing this experiment? Penny.

- Should we invite them to the party? - No, just keep walking.

...and you said it didn't mean anything, it was just for fun?

Are you expecting me to offer an explanation of human behavior?