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He's must be very skilled at coitus.
She's not coming back.
No, it's pretty well imprinted on my brain.
- Signing Sheldon up for online dating. - Yeah, right.
- Maybe another time. - Yeah. Maybe.
What’s Loge without whimsy?
- Why? - What's life without whimsy?
...when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser...
They built him a wife out of dead body parts.
We finally have proof...
See, now this is a man for Penny.
The phrase is "get back on the horse." Not whores.
So that device there will measure the photons that return...
when u see error in ur code because of ";" Uhhh, not this again
Thank you.
...positioned reflectors on the moon.
Howard, double-check the equatorial mount on the laser.
Do you have eyes in the back of your head?
We were just in different places in the relationship.
Yeah.
...it will remain there forever.
...the only way to feel better about Penny going out with other guys...
Your surprise confuses me
When one gets beaten up every other day in school...
No, it's not... Never mind.
We're gonna shoot a laser off one of them...
I don't know. It's still weird since, you know...
Well, tomorrow's Saturday. Saturday night is laundry night.
How is that my fault?
- Sheldon, play nice. - It's not a great question.
I'm here because my mother and I have agreed that I will date at least once a year.
Ugh, not this again...