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Great. Maybe she can have sex with him and walk out on him the next morning...
...by unsupportable mathematics...
If she can do it, I can do it.
When you say "mistake," do you mean a fortunate mistake...
- ...to be seen by the naked eye. - Naked. Heh, heh, heh.
I don't object to the concept of a deity, but I'm baffled by the notion...
...and show it to us on this computer. Raj, get them some glasses.
...can have the qualities of a geographic location.
How am I supposed to let it go? You used me for sex.
My company designs the menus for The Cheesecake Factory.
Sheldon, the world is filled with dirty, discarded socks.
...the algorithms used by matchmaking sites are complete hokum.
...you might be able to provide a fresh perspective.
Are you drunk?
Right.
Okay, well, yeah, come on up.
Why? I mean, okay.
All right, let me restate that. It's very heavy and I don't want to.
We're up on the roof bouncing laser beams off the moon.
...designed to prey on the gullible and the lonely.
There it is. There's the spike.