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So how'd you guys meet?
- ...that aliens walk among us. - Excuse me?
Come on. We're gonna have sex and it's not gonna mean a thing.
One of my best, don't you think?
He spent the entire night...
Yeah, but think about what this represents.
- ...and have recreational sex with them. - Uh-huh.
- Hey, I wanna see this laser thing. - Oh, what about the party?
We put all your vital information into this dating site...
Well, it's very simple. Leonard was living in a town called Please Don't Leave Me...
Greetings fellow life forms!
Good morning, Leonard. Or should I say "yeehaw"
...and then you ruined me.
- She dumped you? - She didn't dump me.
...is for you to get back on the whores.
Your surprise confuses me. I live here.
Your company?
- Oh, hey. - Oh, hi.
That's not afternoon. That's preevning.
Something's very wrong.
Put on your noise-canceling headphones, because it's gonna get loud.
How many times have I asked you not to do that?
Additionally, I'm being blackmailed with a hidden dirty sock.
It's cool. We've got a two-meter parabolic reflector and everything.