Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You just put it in my asshole again!
What was the question?
Ooh, Bin Laden?
We've got a lot of customers. You may want to go wash up.
Let's now look back at the wonderful events of the past year.
Every single person you had executed is still alive.
(LAUGHS) What? Look...
Why is it always the good guys? Why?
and then a see-through version of themselves
(ALADEEN MOANING)
Wait, wait, wait, no! There you are, cousin!
I despise you.
Love it!
NADALI Hurry!
And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty.
No, no. Stay, please.
Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.
Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?
Hey, hey, oh, oh! The quicken loans has got to go!
Your Filipino is the same as your Chinese!
Why do you have Vita Coco water?
I don't care.
Why did I do that?
You have two bricks?
Okay!
All right, I don't care. This is stupid, okay?
Come on.
CROWD: (CHANTING) Aladeen! Aladeen!
(MOANS)
Mrs. Lao, it is my very great pleasure.
$30 a day for internet What the fuck!
Those gangsters at the UN want me to address them.
Hello, gentlemen. How you doin'?
That would make sense. He's wiping the mustard off his face and chest.
(EXHALES)
That might be the ambassador.
- LOOK! - AUDIENCE: Oh!
The line is still too heavy.
You don't have to touch it.
Oh, my God...
You're sheriff of American douche-town!
Here is the plan.
My father also from U.S.A.
Okay fine, only wife We'll vote on it!
you address their concerns about our nuclear program,
Okay.
(CHEERING)
(LAUGHS)
He's trying to stop the signing!
-(SOBS) - That's good. That's good.
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
Thank China Australian’s Are
(GASPS)
You know, honestly, I don't even want to show you anything anymore'
And real elections in Wadiya!
What do you think that means?
That's a made-up name, what's your real name?? Ladis... Ladis what?...Ladis WASHRHEUM
- Great! Whatever! (LAUGHS) - I know!
You are the last great dictator!
the first democratic constitution in the history of his nation.
- Whoa, whoa! - No?
(SIGHS)
Don't worry. I am Wadiya's number one actor.
bleach his skin, and shorten the penis.
You were just using me to get access to that hotel!
And?
I won't put my finger away because...
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VIDEO GAME ATHLETE: Meshuggener!
ALL: (CHANTING) Swivel. Swivel.
(SCREAMS) No, no, don't do it!
For you.
(THE NEXT EPISODE PLAYING IN ARABIC)
You got to ice.
And open for business.
Us.
let every child laborer and sweatshop factory worker sing,
Tamir, it was you, you snake!
Do you have nuclear weapons?
There's Hannah over here.
ZOEY: And I know what I'm talking about
And, Mr. Lao of PetroChina, you will have the lease on our shale reserves.
NADAL: Mmm-mmm! That's some good head!
ANCHORMAN: Known for his iconic beard,
It's amazing!
When will the Supreme Leader be better?
No, no.
We are just days away from testing the new missiles.
Death to the t̶y̶r̶a̶n̶t̶ OZ
Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you?
So, Wadiya will become a democracy.
Come here, my love.
- No... - Well, thank you very much.
MIKE: Just moments away now from putting his signature
I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with an adult man.
Allison, stop it! You need two hands!
(MUFFLED CRIES OF RELIEF)
where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?
(GRUNTS)
Come on! Come with me!
Now, let's go back to the palace.
Oh, yes! No, no.
ALADEEN: (IN DEEP VOICE) Good morning, Nadall
We'll take her, we'll take her.
Oh, my God!
The radicchio has been washed and sorted,
in the lesbian bathroom, right there.
Where is the Supreme Leader?
and he will shpichs for a lifetime.
Round is not scary. Pointy is scary.
Whatever the scandal you went through,
You could wiretap phones, you could torture foreign prisoners.
Look, I've got two fingers now.
- Personal. - Thank you. Thank you again.
No, no, no... They're totally biased against this. They hate us.
Dignitaries from around the world
Oh! Sorry. Oh, no.
Across the globe, people are glued to their television sets.
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