Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen, just show me another one.

Excuse me. You guys make a really cute couple together.

All right, can you get me a cloak?

And explain to me how this bomb

He's feeling ill.

- I've got the head. - Okay, it's coming out.

Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.

I've fooled them. Job done.

- Ooh! - That is a made-up name.

- There's a number in the name? - Mmm.

just like Wadiya's going to be soon!

- That's it! - No,

and then rip up the constitution in front of the world's media.

REPORTER: What do you think of Admiral General Aladeen?

and foreign interests to destroy my beloved Wadiya!

Hey, my English is getting good...

OLYMPIC OFFICIAL ON SPEAKER: On your mark, get set.

Round is not scary. Pointy is scary

Um... Jerking off.

Now the guy won't leave.

You're a murderer!

(WOMAN GRUNTING)

Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer?

Supreme Leader, I took the liberty of hiring some extra security.

I can see it has a screw hole for one.

Because I'm, like, the furthest thing from a racist.

and execute anybody who did not agree with me,

(WOMAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)

You need to touch yourself.

I can't wait! I can't Wait!

And tell Viggo Mortensen he is on my radar'

That is very disrespectful to your leader.

It is. It's great, yeah.

Nuclear winter.

(ACTION MOVIE MUSIC PLAYING)

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

And he seems to have a pitcher of urine out.

Right now we have to get on this helicopter

Hey, Allison, can you take out the garbage? Thanks.

Listen, I understand that you're having urges, okay?

- I see what you're doing. - That's how they walk.

- I'm sorry. - Put it right there on the right side.

That is your voice doing that noise. You have not hung up.

(CELL PHONE PLAYING FUNKYTOWN)

You reinstate me as Head of Nuclear Research,

And yet, it's strange.

ANCHORMAN: With pressure mounting,

ever since they shot his double last year.

(HYPERVENTILATING)

Americans on their way to the middle east when they find oil

Just this. This pours hot fire out on you.

Believe me, sir, if I could make the device even a little more pointy,

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, Sub-Saharan!

You know, he's got like an artist inside himself,

Tamir is now speaking.

Would it kill him to wear a tie!?

ALADEEN: Megan! Megan!

(LET'S GET IT ON PLAYING IN ARABIC)

Aladeen news? Or the Aladeen news?

Thank you so much for meeting me early, Mr' Ogden.

and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?

(CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING)

Why is this happening to me?

Do you not remember what my saintly father

And I've never been with a guy with a dick.

Professor Bobeye, the one with the incredibly strong forearms

It's a half-orc Where is the trash can?

-(GROANS) -(GAsPs)

It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.

No, no, no. Please, don't.

NADAL: (ON PHONE) What are you doing?

I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF

(SIGHS) that is love.

Well, that is a particular weakness of yours.

so they'd see what you were doing to them.

I will tell you what democracy is!

You need to put that finger away.

Teach a man how to use his hand as a vagina,

That won't be enough to make a difference.

Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex.

How am I... Wait. You don't know'?

Maroush, I think I dropped an almond in his head.

Thank you. That's very kind of you. You're a very nice man.

Every eye in the room is on him right now.

- Ooh, you smell bad. - I know.

An historic moment.

This is great stuff.

(SPEAKING WADIYAN)

luigi vs mario pj maks

Don't do that with your eyes!

And please stop using that organic deodorant.

- No. - ALADEEN: But, please.

i love being an americans america is number one!

We've got this wellness center downstairs in the basement,

You don't have to spend any Rolexes.

made me promise him on his deathbed?

I can fix this. I have a new plan. We need to find a new double.

No, what's your real name?

Look! One of the customers left a tip of

This is the missile in Wadiya,

You are HIV-Aladeen.

not because her father is in the next room chained to a radiator

than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on.

I will be able to sell Wadiya's oil rights. Gazprom,

(WOMAN SCREAMING)

- Please, no, no. - Self juicing. Filth!

Shut it bicht Shut it bicht

Those are lovely flowers.

Democracy, I will make you one of my wives.

Oh, lam from U.S.A.!

How dare you question my memory? I remember everything!

Professor Popeye is a cartoon.

Standing on the edge of a bridge about to commit suicide?

by what police are now calling a "terrorism misunderstanding"

Three of them killed themselves!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

sharing a lighthearted moment with Chinese businessman, Xiang Lao.

that wherever you go in the world,