Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, come with me.

Have you seen You've Got Mail Bomb?

Finally, somebody who knows who I am.

USHER: Hello? Somebody in here?

Admiral General

Well, not always the victim.

we are here only to pay our respects to a great man.

You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights...

I took a feminist clown workshop once.

I love your music, by the way.

Nobody is going to think you're Chinese-American

OH! 911? IT'S THE BEST!

Oh, this is Joseph.

Everybody knows about this.

I now know that on the outside,

It's too round on top It needs to be pointy

That's because she let me Aladeen in her face.

Listen, hold onto that badge. It's the only thing that'll get you past security.

the United Nations demands that

Yes! Who Shot Loger Labbit was a huge hit in China!

You know, me and you are quite a team.

Justin Bieber's chubby double!

You lied to me!

and the wallet floats up.

Let's just agree to disagree, my friend

of Real Housewives of Shachahmahahfalimitahlicchl

(GUNFIRE ONSCREEN)

- Okay, great, okay. - Okay, good.

Yes, you do, because you gave them to yourself!

AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome to the Munich Olympics.

not amazing just a little less shit

Democracy is the worst!

but if you give me your clothes

He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth.

where is the trash can

You've been so cool about it.

Hello. I am Admiral General Aladeen

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?

This is Mr. Clayton.

This constitution

مرحبا أنا اسمي راوي أنا لا هتم

We've actually already met.

(LAUGHS) Good one.

-"Captain Hook." It's funny. - No, it's not funny.

No! No! Supreme Leader!

Need I remind you of the Menudo incident?

I don't want you to worry about anything.

And will certainly never be used

I said you were nice!

in a cellophane wrapped box. Delicious.

- Yeah. - But deep down I'm nice.

Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere.

You ugly horse! (LAUGHS)

Ah! Supreme Leader!

Supreme Leader,

- Going in again. - WOMAN: Okay, good.

You've lost me.

Where are you taking me to? The Rape Center?

She's from El Salvador. She's a really useful member of our team.

But before I do I have one very important question for you.

Me? Working for that hairy titted yeti?

Hey, buddy, I saw that.

What do you make of that?

but he's in this working class place and no one understands him.

Oh, she taught you, did she?

May I remind you that his only real job is to be shot in the head.

- Listen, Tamir is coming right now. -(SIRENS WAILING)

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.

Please stop. Please.

provided you do not use B.P.'s drilling rigs.

I don't understand what has happened.

You are gonna swear that you're in Wadiya.

Mmm. You were super hot.

- That's sweet. What is it'? - Yeah.

What is he doing?

you're the victim of police abuse.

What would you say to General Aladeen if he were watching this?

I've hung up. I hung up already.

I cannot begin to tell you what an honor it is

You're going to be in big trouble. Here he is.

All right, Mr. Smart Guy,

You're going to kill me and your white shirt.

So, yeah, this is my store!

Wait, this will convince you.

we have no nuclear weapons'?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

our Supreme Leader is indisposed to answer your questions

Green World is shutting down their Manhattan store!

Oh, I hope that didn't come off like a cultural stereotype.

Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!

Somebody stop that man!

- Going in again. - Okay, good. (SCREAMING)

I will get you an identical beard and costume.

Dear zoey, this is our third valentine's day your Austin

MIKE: And he's returning to the podium.

Out. I have to clean. Come on, out you go, out you go.

Where did you get your diversity and sensitivity training, huh?

CLAYTON: Rise and shine.

I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real.

I'm going to enjoy this now.

Like, honestly, zero people.

What do you mean, "I picked it up"? Who picks up Yiddish?

You're being Iacist now

Oh, it's not amazing. It's just a little less shit.

...Tour from hell for an Ohio couple earlier today when,

I am executing myself!

You know, he's clearly implying that the U.N. must fall before him.

- What? You're hurting me! - Out. Come on.

that are miss-sized for his body.

Remember, you hate her.

Hire a limo, have some cocktails, bring my raping shoes.

Me? Work for that hairy titted yeti?

You know what I like this guy despite his liberal views

We are a pure democracy,