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Is there a phone in my body?
Okay. Time out! Time out.
And then on the day of the event,
Listen! Listen, okay?
And everybody's vote counts,
with shades of 9/11,
Oooohhh
of the entire region.
You could use the media to scare the people
Still wearing Crocs?
was so powerful
to be used for peaceful purposes. (SNICKERING)
Popeye is, as the song tells us, a sailor man.
You know, (SIGHS) this is totally depressing.
You know, I really want to do some cuddling.
Oh...
Being Aladeen has its perks, does it not?
and when you peel it away,
Enjoy It
The shape of the missile top has nothing to do with aerodynamics.
(SPEAKS MOCK ARABIC)
(CELL PHONE PLAYING FUNKYTOWN)
You are the last Grape Dictator!
Just jump. It's not that far.
Congratulations Nadal
What are you...
at the Lancaster Penthouse Ballroom in three days.
(MIMICS MISSILE)
The other day, I asked her to, you know,
The shape of the missile has nothing to do with the payload delivery.
Oh, Flix It's the best
(LAUGHS)
ANCHORMAN: With the signing of the constitution tomorrow morning,
Emmie Burgers
That is a "C" in your window.
What are you doing?
You're bizzare, I'm going to have to change the channels now.
When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you,
No, don't. Don't. Don't. Please, don't!
Hairy Potter!
(MAN NARRATING ON TV)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
In this film, just one question,
- Go on, get out! Get out! - Come on, Montzi!
With the help of the U.M.,
(GLASS SHATTERING)
Just do like a pull-up. You know how you do pull-ups'?
Is my jet ready?
- What? Okay, okay, okay! - ALADEEN: Hurry, hurry!
You made me hold one of their eyes open,
Wait, wait.
Zoey!
COS RLS Baltic Sea Option J4 RLS RIX
You are a terrible actor.
to be able to provide all of the catering...
Apparently, I didn't get it.
- No, I said Nuga... - One dozen times.
I am hanging up. Click! (MIMICS DIAL TONE SOUNDING)
Wake up! Good morning, Nadal!
This is going to be amazing for you.
One word, do not say. Is the exact word you're using now.
Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers...
So, you're going to make billions.
But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the fucking Internet!
No, no, no, no. She does not speak English.
(ENGINES REVVING)
HEy! SUB-SAHARAN
Are you okay?
(CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)
You don't got a pass, you don't get in.
(GOATS BLEATING)
- No, don't be scared. Put it in. - Okay. Okay.
My pockets are empty. I could poo.
and go to Applebee's for the rest of your life!
The brutality?
(MAN CHANTING IN ARABIC)
Do you think you could get me 100 child soldiers here by 5:00 p.m.?
You are right, Nadal.
And Booty sweat and bust a nut bars and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
Mostly, I clean semen out of laptops.
Ok
- Just a moment! - What you doin' in there?
Looks like we need to find a new double.
so why don't you take the mafroom downstairs
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
Wait, You look very familiar.
No, I know this!
-(LAUGHS) - NADAL: No, no, no, no, no, no!
Some of those reserves are in densely populated areas.
(SCREAMS)
to attack ls... Oh, boy.
Thank You For Your Work In Praise Tharani Night
and finish composting the wheatgrass tailings, okay?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
will not land in Israel
ME WHEN YOU START MAKING JOKES WHEN I AM DAMN SERIOUS
No, I'm going to Green World. It's over.
(SCREAMING FRIGHTFULLY)
what now?
before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down.
Ladis Washerum.
The man you are discussing is called Popeye.
And they accuse me of being an international criminal?
(LAUGHS)
Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain.
No, Zoey! What have I ever done wrong?
I lost my beard!
Why would I care about such a trivial detail?
After Wadiya's first free elections,
I told you already, this is...
Oh, my...
Dayday day before PVP
I can't wait! I can't wait!
It is about the payload delivery.
Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex.
(GIBBERISH)
And you're wanted for war crimes!
Are You Okay? My guy has a limp.
He's from a Sudanese tribe that has no concept of money.
Summon my generals.
die spaceship
with electrodes attached to his nipples.
I am a bit of a cocksucker.
You've got real chutzpah saying that!
I tricked you, Wolverina.
Stop talking to my vagina!
and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses.
Whatever, dude. Who are you,
I just want everything to be perfect.
Okay. I tell you what, get back to work, Captain Hook!
OOh, Bin Laden?
Just suck the fatoot of the biggest guy, you'll be fine.
including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion.
(GRUNTS)
And slapping my nuts watch this and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie mcguire and big fat Sanoussi
I just came.
Ah, America!
won 98.8% of the vote.
My name is Ala...son.
amazing turn of events, Tamir Mafraad is being taken away.
Now who's being a Iacist?