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You could let one percent of the people have all the nation's wealth.
Hasan, Rock the door!
Dictatorship forever!
and many who did.
I'm actually a little somebody called
I will be supportive.
(SHRIEKS) No, no, no!
Because I think my guy would be wearing a cloak.
Give a man a vagina and he will shpichs for a day.
Where’s the bloke who looks like Dobby?
Okay, only wife. We'll vote on it.
Thank China Australian’s Are
I am pretty proud of it.
So, how are things back at the Palace?
Any thoughts on what they might be saying, Mike?
This is my weapon? I will be a laughing stock!
No, it's not. He's not a musician.
Allison, I don't have a dick.
Still my asshole!
Okay.
Allow the girls to use their many talents.
- Here's what you do. - Okay'
Well, you download songs illegally from the Internet.
(SOFTLY) Thanks.
You have a center for rape here?
what will be a new chapter in their country.
is nothing but a license for oil companies
Give him one more for fun, Viktor.
Wait, I can see the head! I can see the head!
No, I've realized I don't want to be like my father!
I am here to deliver my speech to the United Nations.
MIKE: This is an historic moment.
(SPITS) Yuck!
No! It's not Aladeen!
30 dollars a day for internet? What the fuck?
L like goats.
Yes! Whoa!
General Aladeen will be signing the new Wadiyan constitution.
We are just months away from refining weapons-grade uranium,
(CHUCKLES)
allison bugers
no matter how crippled or black or female they are.
Nice to see you, too
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
MIKE: Drinking from the pitcher of water directly,
Screw it. Screw it! Screw it!
Thank you.
Do you want me to say this in front of his widow?
Good-bye, old friend.
But the thought of her decapitated head actually upset me,
"Listen, I'm not going to play by your rules. "
The dictator (2012) on channel 4 hd
(MIMICS MISSILE)
"Thank Aladeen, I am oppressed at last!"
Yes, Osama.
Well, you can't be the manager, because I am the manager.
So sorry, Supreme Leader.
and she takes lovers outside of her ethnic group.
Okay. So, when we go to fly...
Well, of course.
ZOEY: The police here are such fascists!
Oh, that's a good one.
COS CAL dump it on Baltic sea J4 RLS
What will you do with all those dollars?
it's me dr. dre and lizzie mcguire and amethyst van der troll and the ferocious beast and buttercup!
You think this man looks like me?
Es, kad dzirdu vārdu "amazing"...
Very good, sir.
Okay.
Aladeen addressed his nation today.
ALL: (CHANTING) Aladeen! Aladeen!
I give it thumbs down
Listen to me. Okay?
and you just assume that he's hatching some violent plot'?
Prophet
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Never. It must be pointy.
What is wrong with you? Get it out of here!
- Oh, one last thing. - Mmm?
It was so brave of you.
I love George Clooney!
Why is it always the good guys'? Why?
Mmm, no, a bit more.
- Yes. -(EXHALES)
Everything to do with you! A lot of them wrote notes.
Sorry. I was...
zombie mario
(ZOEY MOANING)
- Oh! 911, it's the best! -(BOTH SPEAKING WADIYAN)
How dare you?
Yeah, you touch your own ma/awach? Ugh! Disgusting! Yuck!
and we have to act like true Americans.
Israel
Lizzie McGuire
Bloop.
- No, no, no. - What is that?
- Oh. - Watch this.
and then they discover an almond in his head,
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
started rising up towards Heaven while playing a harp.
Good one!
I tricked you wolverina
You know, Zoey is thinking of opening
Okay. Let's rehearse this. Role play, role play.
and people are in the streets celebrating.
It's gonna be fine. You just need to ice it.
And I accept your job offer as general manager.
Mamta right now
you know, we'd love to have you work here if you ever wanted to.
I'll tell you later. They're hilarious.
Is it a boy or an abortion?!
- Okay. No problem. - This has to work.