Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Let it flow ♪
get in the way?
Where's our table, dear?
If I believed that, do you think I would have come back here?
What did you say?
Are you all right, Alan?
Hard enough to cut glass.
( suspenseful theme playing )
Yes, he is.
Oh, boss.
Why don't we go back to the suite and, uh,
Oh, Bill. Ha-ha-ha.
I promise. I promise. See you later. Bye-bye.
Oh, I can't miss.
Hi, honey.
( mischievous theme playing )
( laughing )
Not even as a kid?
You left the copy, didn't you?
Of course.
( indistinct chatter )
but a diamond... outshines them all.
I don't understand.
Alan here thinks chenille is married to the captain.
Oh, not me. I've had it.
( crying )
Will you smile?
slightly more complicated.
The hole's not big enough and...
BOTH: Taffi's waving at me.
STUBING: No, no.
A flower of faultless beauty, second only to your own.
I'll take him alternate weekends and...
( device beeps )
Now, sir, you asked me to come in here...
( indistinct chatter )
The salt and pepper, 7:30, about.
My eyes will fall out.
She's my mistress.
No.
( romantic theme playing )
All set.
( mutters )
Oh, he's gone already.
Here in my hand, friends, a bauble.
Got it.
that let her walk into a wall?
Have you?
All right. - -sir.
( sighs )
There we are. All right. Have you got everything?
Oh, you're very tall, about 6'1", um,
was what he was going to buy for her.
Oh, just, uh, hanging out.
You know, you spend an awful lot of time together.
Are you decent?
I know you love me.
I'm sorry, but it is over with us.
Is the cruise over already?
Barbara, I've been such a jerk.
To think they killed a tree for this.
Between you and me,
Oh, he's over there behind those extras there.
Oh, yes.
Nothing?
Oh, you can't miss her.
Mind if I join you?
( sighs )
Good morning.
Oh.
( whirring )
In that case, I'll bite her on the neck.
Taffi just happens to dig my animal magnetism.
What are you going to do with that?
( tense theme playing )
Well, I guess that's my lucky number.
Excuse me.
Ox, will you put him down?
Uh, she, uh, left her purse in the cabin.
to show you the ship, Miss Martino.
He dropped me on my head twice.
( suspenseful theme playing )
Hi, Cathy.
I guess I was scared she wouldn't listen,
And I didn't mind losing my shirt to save your jewel.
All set.
Now that's really beneath you.
( laughs )
Well, not now, Alan. No.
Keep your eyes on that diamond.
Now to get the diamond and make the switch.
It's, uh, much more memorable
( suspenseful theme playing )
Well, it was wonderful having you aboard.
Oh, tonight you don't have to call me captain.
But... Oh, honey, heh, not tonight.
Sun, Mexico, you and me.
Hey!
From what I've read, you've had everybody's share.
♪ It's love ♪
It symbolizes my undying devotion for you.
Boy, it's hot in here.
( chuckles )
( upbeat theme playing )
Oh.
I never had laryngitis.