Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

From now on, we're lying on the beach,

Elwood, what's wrong?

This cruise is such a surprise.

( mellow theme playing )

I must have the wrong room.

Right. Thank you.

and had laryngitis and then a second later you didn't.

( upbeat theme playing )

I count off the paces.

Hello, Jenny, it's Julie.

She'll be back in a minute.

it's going to be X-rated.

because he couldn't figure out whether

She thinks they're for her.

It's not exactly Fort Knox,

How do you do, sir? Vernon Kroller's my name.

Well, funny you should ask.

Uh, he asked me to give this to you.

All the material possessions.

Hello, Jenny, it's Julie.

( Jack Jones' "The Love Boat" playing )

and whisper sweet nothings.

Medico vs non medico

A real uggo, huh?

It's not my fault.

riding a white stallion.

why should you be saddled with a blind...

Hahahahahahahahaha

You know, I've... I've missed you.

Boss, you said there wasn't gonna be any killing.

Enjoy your cruise.

a masquerade party tomorrow night.

but I should have talked it over with Barbara.

ROZ: Oh... Heh-heh.

Ah, relax, Elwood. You'll live longer.

Oh, look, uh, a passenger asked me

No, I'm serious.

No, uh, Doc described you to me yesterday.

Uh, we... We need to get away from business.

You can tell all that just by touching my face?

Of course. I made it.

Well, uh, different strokes for different folks.

A clown? Ah, like Marcel Marceau.

Oh, I'm glad. Bye-bye.

Just one picture.

Uh, not until now.

Not in that body.

Of course, it's more frightening for some of us than others, sir.

( device beeping )

It's the one right after B.

WILLIAM: So we buy one.

You're pretty terrific yourself, you know.

Just a little more.

I said you were always were... ( yelps )

a million and a half.

( spoon clinking )

You want to take care of me.

Sweetness, you have to read it soon.

Meet me on the fantail in five minutes.

You think the purser'll do it for you, huh?

Come on. I'll race ya.

I look forward to it.

Would you show her to her cabin, please?

and magnificent color in the world...

And nobody's the wiser.

I forgot you were such a good dancer.

Maybe you used the wrong mirror.

Besides, that's an old joke.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Oh, just wanna deepen your tan.

We could have love, Bill.

I brought you a peace offering.

With laryngitis.

And I'm gonna follow it.

It's all right, honey.

Meet me on the fantail in five minutes.

I want no trouble tonight or heads will roll.

as you listen to me galloping,

who designs separates for Coquette Casuals, are you?

the water is sparkling like diamonds.

( upbeat theme playing )

How would you like to have dinner

There you go, Adam.

A certain gleam in your eye.

Are we taking pictures or fooling around here?

Hello. How do you do?

and all he could talk about

Let 'em eat cake.

Darling, I'm really sorry.

What do you mean, just behind you?

You're the only one who came as a shoe salesman.

Yeah, well, I remember