Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But why didn't I tell you before?

( Roz and William laughing )

( dramatic theme playing )

You had four special drills made, didn't you?

We open with a big close-up of you as an old hag.

I really am, but you can't come.

STEVE: I'm gonna tell her, later.

Now, just visualize it, huh?

You really pulled it off this time.

How about another lap?

Oh, is that you?

Marie Antoinette wasn't unhappy

See, I'm the first one to admit it needs work.

This is the busy season for us designers, you know.

Look as if you're about to do battle.

All right, here we go.

I mean, I don't remember ever... But, Alan,

ROZ: But we don't have a house in Cannes.

He asked me to go with him, but I was...

Give it your best shot.

Well, I don't know.

All right, every... All right, everybody.

Well, let me put it to you this way:

Because I don't feel sorry for myself.

Uh, check your dipstick. I think you're down a quart.

Well, I think I'd, uh...

Oh, right, um...

I mean... I mean, just sitting around and talking.

If he's the captain, where's Kroller?

Steve, that's fantastic.

bem-vindos a bordo

Alan, what's going on?

around here recently?

until after they cut off her head.

STUBING ( softly ): Like that?

You wanna put some on my back?

( Jack Jones' "The Love Boat" playing )

You're seeing a girl there.

you are the director

Wonderful, Elwood.

much smaller, of course, with a crew of about 50.

Takes one to know one.

And you make sure you don't. He's my uggo.

Well, you know what I mean.

Every rose in Cabo San Lucas.

( Roz screams )

Put your hand on the railing...

No... I'm your ex-mistress.

Nice going, genius.

worried that I've strolled off the stern.

You just think I need you more than that other girl needs you.

where Bill and I can hold hands

♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪

Those are people, Bill. Heh-heh.

Just wanna make sure you got one of me smiling.

so she got an employee's discount.

Yes. Well, uh, welcome aboard.

And trust me, we owe it to our jeweler.

and the perfect smile.

and you're here having the time of your life.

Comb your hair.

( drill whirring erratically )

I have one suggestion.

but when I came on this ship

Right in your box. Promenade Suite 242.

Can you see it?

Oh, I gotta hand it to you, Vernon.

Well, does it have something in it for you?

I'm staying, Alan.

( mischievous theme playing )

WOMAN: Miss Rogers, is it true

Oh, how could I be so dumb?

Well... Ah, well, it's a...

( all chuckle )

Probably just wanted some comedy relief.

I'll be right back.

You made a mistake.

Alan handled my case.

( mellow theme playing )

That's pretty good advice.

Good luck, Barbara.

Why are you all upset?

You're gonna break your arms.

And Doc. Hi, Jenny.

I thought of Barbara as the enemy.

STUBING: Put the lights back on! This is the captain speaking.

Good evening. Enjoy your dinner?

There is a way you could find out how he really feels.

I don't know, it's just that...

I'll just watch the door.

( mischievous theme playing )

No longer. ( chuckles )

I gotta stop, boss.

I'm going to Puerto Vallarta.

( whirring, clicking)

Oops, almost forgot.

I'd hold onto it with both hands.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Excellent, excellent.