Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

( dramatic theme playing )

where to put a camera.

Good goin', boss.

I happen to have the body of a 20-year-old.

I heard they broke up.

That's a cheap trick.

Well, why don't we wait till Barbara gets back.

for 24 hours a day.

Heh-heh. Well, we're two women in the same business.

All depends on who I'm dancing with.

Cabo San Lucas is beautiful, isn't it?

It's over between Alan and me.

I'll be waiting in my cabin.

It's... so sad, so tragic.

( mysterious theme playing )

Steve... this never happened.

Now, look out there.

I'm so happy for you.

I'm sure the Teagues want to go to their suite and relax.

Did I ever tell you,

than, uh, her first kiss though.

You're an expensive date. Heh.

Did you... love him?

( feet tapping )

I think I have a pretty good idea

Captain Stubing. Yeah.

Weren't you just behind me?

Think I'd like to get a drink.

I guess I'm too late for the first kiss, huh?

Now, I'll go down and get them to open the vault.

Thank you. WILLIAM: Bye-bye.

that was taken in Hawaii, wasn't it?

I'm sure we will, captain.

Jenny, I... I... Oh, Steve. Heh.

If you're lucky enough to find someone who loves you,

I mean, I knew there were things wrong with the marriage,

Do you have any idea who I am?

Oh, darling. I'm sorry I'm late.

But I just heard the saddest conversation.

Well, I've... I've had my share of women, and...

Before I open the vault, can you prove you're Captain Stubing?

I see two sunsets.

You two keep fighting it out for second and third.

( all cheering )

The real one is in the vault in our bank.

STUBING: Just don't let the passengers know what's happening.

You know, my brother's probably sitting at home

I want somebody on top of her. Right.

Remember, we can all be replaced.

It's a mistake anybody could make.

on this entire ship?

No, no, that's not what I meant.

( suspenseful theme playing )

Who's gonna play your kid brother, Buddy Ebsen?

Clean as a whistle.

Do you know I've never liked John Wayne?

That's amazing.

Allow me to take this. Allow me.

Turn that thing off.

I'm talking about my divorce.

Well, how the heck am I gonna do that?

STUBING ( over PA ): We hope you enjoyed your stay in Puerto Vallarta.

Hi, Taffi. Hi there.

That's a wrap. That's a wrap.

Who wants you to?

I have my sight.

Well, I think I better go and find her.

Are you really dressed as a rabbit,

Now that I know her, I really like her for a friend.

It sounded like you were wrecking the place.

Come on, I saved you a table.

It's you he's always wanted.

Now you take your time, Ox, take your time.

♪ Promises something For everyone ♪

I'll take care of that for you, ma'am.

And you must be Barbara Danver.

Well, come on, Cathy.

Got wife problems of my own.

Doc's got eyes for her. I can't compete with that.

You can count on me, boss.

Hi, mind if I join you?

And by the way, good luck tonight, Prince Charming.

Lord, how I hate those guided tours.

Uh, the... Oh, gee, it's next door.

Everything all right?

A man and his wife,

What's the matter with your voice?

JULIE: Good morning, sir.

maybe I'll kill him first.

Hey, down is that way.

let it just be us.

( tender theme playing )

but, uh, you have terrific taste in women.

STUBING: What's going...?

( camera clicks ) Ha.

Bye, Cathy. Bye-bye.

( mysterious theme playing )

( band playing light jazz )