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Well, it could only help.
That's it.
Boy, that was a short tour.
Hey, Cathy, it's fantastic.
Will you please put this in the vault?
( chuckles )
If you've never been able to see
Where are you, sweetheart?
Throw it in the ocean.
I don't want to tip the thief that we're on to him.
Yes, it is.
Barbara.
What you doin' behind this big, silly desk?
( upbeat theme playing )
Excuse me.
Oh, Taffi and I were just tripping the light fantastic.
Yes. Are you in fashion?
No, don't change your hair for me.
I just want to call the office
That's good enough for me.
galloping away into the sunset, huh?
that world of make-believe we live in.
Look at that face, that tension,
I had an operation after I left school.
That's right.
( inaudible dialogue )
Oh, yes.
Of course he did.
I'm... I'm just glad to be here.
♪ On a friendly shore ♪
( mischievous theme playing )
Is it your head on a plate?
What are you doing here?
I'd like to go back to our cabin and...
He's a pretty nice guy. ( chuckles )
What can she say?
That's old Alan.
♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪
WILLIAM: It's your turn to look for the soap.
My ego?
I-I do wanna marry you,
Roses, I know.
We'll get to her later.
That's why I'm the captain.
( clears throat )
Look, here they come.
Yes, Alan.
Oh, I'm not packing a gun tonight. Heh.
And whenever Miss Rogers wears that necklace,
basking in the sun.
( romantic theme playing )
And, boy, have we got something for you.
♪ And love ♪
Well, I've got so many clients, I...
Which way did you say your cabin was?
Sex rears its ugly head.
Gopher?
I'll have to think about it.
OX: Boss.
Kinda warm for this time of the year, isn't it?
( knocking at door )
Are you worried about burning?
Well, I guess I'll divorce him or...
I was going to have company, but his wife found the tickets.
Hey, Doc, you know what?
Not at all, I was just leaving.
It's right here.
Promenade Deck.
that much happiness.
would love to run her fingers through.
Oh, this isn't fighting, snookums.
I've got some, uh, suntan lotion.
What shall we do? Share him?
Gee, if Barb sees this, she...
he'll never earn a living at it.
Steve?
Uh, I just swallowed the olive.
Come on.
Well, I guess I'll just stand up here
See you later.
JULIE: Captain Stubing,
So, Gopher, you're one of the most charming officers
Yeah, to think I spent eight years in college
It's actually the first time I've ever seen her.
Look, why...? Why don't we just...?
Oh, honey, you're so sweet to me.
Barbara.
I underwent a series of operations.
I must say, this has been a delightful cruise, captain.
Nobody gets in without a darn good reason.
Oh, I don't know. I don't know.
Uh... ( both sigh )
Been burning the candle at both ends.
Well, I guess I'll just go play Ping.
Yeah, why do they?
we believe there's a thief onboard
( drill whirring faintly )
in the coral dining room.
( chuckles )
that does wonderful work.
Bye. Goodbye.
I think, uh, you know, this time
( Spanish accent ): Valentino lives.
And, uh, press this button to take the picture.
A rose.
they don't care how long it takes.
Hi, Steve. Adam Bricker. Hi, how are you?
Because I like her.
And even better taste in wives.
Right.
( chuckles )
( chuckles )
Haha Mmmmmmmmm
That's close enough.
Oh, I wanted to show you the sketches for my fall line.
WILLIAM: That's a wonderful idea. We can sail all over the world.
Well, Plan A didn't work, so he's working on Plan B.
Well, we were supposed to meet.
Watch as I put my signature to the end of a perfect crime.
( whirring )
I'm just a simple guy trying to make both ends not meet.
My guess is somebody's trying out their costume.
Sure couldn't hurt you.
If I owned a rock like that,
Go.