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Would it help if I say it doesn't have to be forever?
Well, I mean, your laryngitis. It's gone.
Oh, I think that's wonderful!
Who's that girl sitting over there?
Oh, I'm sure I will.
Gopher, you're working too hard.
Just don't let anybody open those curtains.
Well, what do you think?
a couple of soliloquies, and then back to you.
The blond is my wife.
or to take his jet to the ranch.
Uh, honey, uh, I... I forgot my purse. Oh.
Well, that's fantastic.
It's nice to meet you.
There you go.
Hi, welcome aboard. I hope you enjoy your cruise.
What do you find to talk about?
Hope you enjoyed your trip.
Ah, that's why.
Oh, you guys have great costumes.
( upbeat theme playing ) ( foghorn blowing )
I could've reached right out and grabbed it.
JULIE: You're in Cabin 330 on the Fiesta Deck.
There are a lot of things I'm gonna tell her.
Well, that... That's it.
The drill burnt out.
Oh, just an intimate table for two
( foghorn blowing )
Unfortunately, I don't have enough time
Genius? Heh.
Now goodbye.
( sighs )
TAFFI: He's rich.
Oh, Alan, for heaven's sake, we're here for the sun.
Were you...?
Oh, thanks. I'm having fun.
KROLLER: Taffi, you've got to keep Captain Stubing busy.
Not you? And why not?
Can't balance my checkbook either.
right this very minute,
Great.
She's quite a girl.
KROLLER: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Plan B.
They're in Ox's bag.
try your best to work it out.
( giggles )
Terrific. See you later.
about 240.
who's in the business.
STUBING: Yes. GOPHER: and open the vault.
How come that cheap trick didn't work for me?
What a question.
( chuckling ): They're both...
( foghorn blowing )
Come on, it'd be nice to have somebody to talk to
Oh!
Hey, you know what you need?
I still can't get over it.
KROLLER: Has Ox finished putting the bugs in Roz and Bill's cabin yet?
Good morning, Miss McCoy.
I'm not exactly in pain, either.
and those warm brown eyes,
( Roz and William laughing )
And my husband.
It's kind of sneaky, but...
Uh, my crew just seems to be a little starstruck.
That's right.
Let's leave it to the director, okay?
Well, why don't you sit down, join us for a drink?
Bye.
Yeah. Plan E?
Her picture!
Oh?
If you show me around the ship once, Gopher,
My heart.
What business? You just said...
( sighs )
Everything that matters.
and you thought you'd seen every lovely, exquisite
And Gopher. Hi, Jenny.
I'm coming.
You know, they're showing a movie in ten minutes.
sensitivity, comedy, drama.
Wildweave?
( sighs )
I can't hear you.
A boy named Bobby Hoffmeier beat you to it.
♪ Soon will be making Another run ♪
( chuckles )
Makes you sound like Robert Redford.
See you in the movies.
Happy?
you're the most attractive man on this entire ship?
( mutters )
We have a lot in common.
Right, excuse me, uh, your table's right over here.
( laughing )
I didn't know I had a choice.
Yes, it is.
I don't want to hurt you.
This is spooky. Did you see what I did with your mad plaids?
that you've just helped me see.
Just don't lower your guard for any reason.
( device beeps )
What do I have to do to prove that I love you?
Steve and I went to the same school for the blind.
and I don't know who she is.
It's lovely, isn't it?
Oh, hi, Doc.
Yep.
you know, not to step on each other's sensitive egos.
I did not.
Uh, watch the door.
Marcel Marceau.
( somber theme playing ) You're on. Heh.
Cathy, I've been doing a lot of thinking on this cruise.
Mm. Well, you're a great girl too.
I'm going as Marie Antoinette.
He needed someone to talk to.
Steve, you of all people...
I'd rather be in Philadelphia.
BRICKER: Uh, excuse me, I'm the ship's doctor.
It was a fake.
STEVE: Bye-bye. Bye.
Ah. Very smooth.
Now, listen, they're guaranteeing us
Now all we have to do is keep tabs on them.
( groans )
Right?
All right, gentlemen, let's go.
Ox, you promised not to think this month.
It's a bigger kick to let it go.
Sorry.
I'll see if I can turn this off.
That's it.