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NAH, SHE'S BEEN HELD BACK TWICE ALREADY.
IT'S HONESTY, SAM.
WHERE IN VERMONT?
OH, OH.
DAMN.
THEY'VE CHANGED THE SIGN TO "WELCOME TO VERMONT, SAM."
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT WORKING HERE?
AND NOT DEMUR AT HIS SUBTLE,
NORM! NORM!
I WONDER IF SAM ORDERED ANY.
IT'S GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY WEEKEND,
OHH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
HONEY, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW.
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.
I'M ON THE VERGE OF SETTING A NEW MONTHLY RECORD
THE SECOND BUTTON FROM THE COLLAR OF SAID SHIRT."
SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN UNMARRIED COUPLES SLEEPING TOGETHER.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I SAY HE'S STILL GOT SOME HAIR ON HIS BUTT.
PERHAPS, CARLA, YOUR DESPERATE OBSERVATIONS
NOTHING. LET ME TELL YOU THAT GREAT STORY--
I'M ACCUSING YOU
OK. BYE-BYE.
GEORGE?
MAYBE EVEN SOONER.
ALMS, ALMS FOR THE DINK.
OK, ALL RIGHT, JUST TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID
THANK YOU, SIR.
NO, CARLA. I GOT FEATHERS IN MY SHOES.
I'M NOT MOPING, CARLA. I'M NOT MOPING.
SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD HER BACK.
OH, THANK YOU.
BOY, I'D LOVE A GOOD BURGER.
BUT I STILL BELIEVE IN THE OLD SAM MALONE.
YOU KNOW, FRIEND TURNS AGAINST FRIEND.
GO, BY ALL MEANS, GO.
WHY NOT?
DO YOU BELIEVE THAT?
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