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WATCH THIS.
UH...50, 40, 50 YEARS.
YOU MIGHT FIND IN A CAVE
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, CARLA.
OK, CLIFFO.
THIS IS WHEN HE GOES AWAY ON HIS SKI TRIP.
YEP, HE SURE DID.
I CAN ONLY SAY I'M BOTH SHOCKED AND DISMAYED.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU, CLIFF?
YOU KNOW HOW CARELESS AND INSENSITIVE
GO SKIING, AND MELT A FEW SNOW BUNNIES.
YEAH, I HOPE YOU CATCH A PUCK...
I KNOW WHERE THEY'RE THE BEST IN TOWN.
I TOUCH NO ONE, AND NO ONE TOUCHES ME.
UH-UH, PAL, YOU GET YOUR OWN DATE.
"CLIFF"? SAY, UH...
HERE, WATCH THIS.
YEAH?
WELL, THEN, I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.
IF THE MAN WASN'T DEAD.
THIS TIME HE'S GONE.
PERHAPS, JUST PERHAPS, I'LL GO THERE TOMORROW
MY CONDOLENCES IN YOUR TIME OF SORROW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
COACH, YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLY TWO AWAY NOW.
THAT BROKE UP WITH HER STEADY.
THEY RENT A CHALET,
AND I'M NOT, SO IT'S EVEN LESS...
BEFORE I GET MY CUE STICK CHALKED.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
HEY, NORM, WHERE WERE YOU?
THAT'S GOOD. HOW CLOSE ARE YOU?
* YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE *
I HAD ONE THIS WEEK.
DAMN TROPICAL DRINKS.
I GOT A FUNERAL WAITING FOR ME.
ON A SEMI-HARMLESS SKI WEEKEND WITH MY BUDDIES"?
OK.
THERE MUST BE AT LEAST FOUR INCHES OF FEATHERS DOWN THERE.
ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE STAYING IN MY AUNT'S HOUSE.