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I'm backed up to the cloud! See?
[squeaking]
[phone chimes]
You think we're trapped with the reaper demon?
[woman] Many people don't know
Life fed him a turd sandwich, and he's pissed off about it.
[clanging]
Ugh.
Take that, you fucking liberal!
[screams]
Look, I say we set this thing free and have some real fucking fun.
Oh, I guess you do take bribes.
What the hell's happening? Shit!
But if I race him, you're gonna fail me.
What?!
♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪
Damn it. If we're gonna die, I have a confession to make.
I just remind him he needs to sit on a phone book to get his hair cut
Ooh. Are those Mother's?
Thanks, you two. Well, my first non-Fichael donor just hung up.
Will you two keep it down? I'm trying to talk to President Banana.
Hey, Clitaris, I found your wife's family.
Stop it, Renzo!
I'm gonna enjoy watching this shit!
I want them to go extinct. You never heard of the Reaper Demon War?
Billy, wait!
[screams]
I'm gonna travel back before the race started
-I got one here. -What you doing, motherfucker?
I was even more brave than I said I was.
For our visually impaired viewers, he's using his penis to make the shadow.
[screaming]
[groaning]