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I know. Knock, knock. Who's there? Fate.
Or when we were at Andrew's birthday party and you accidentally knocked me
- Where is it? - It's right here.
Back off. Don't make me release Thor!
Fate who?
I'm sorry.
but I did do something to beef it up a little bit.
That boy cuts through the crowd like a weed whacker.
- This? - I know.
Oh, no. Dad, tell me I didn't just buy a chick car.
You are so wrong. This is totally a guys' car.
Don't make me laugh, it comes out my nose.
- You gotta be kidding me. - A big slobbery wet one.
- Man, he's never gonna give up. - Well, you better hope he does.
If it helps, the dog hasn't stopped talking about you.
Maybe you could learn to love him like I did with my brother's hamster.
Yep, there she is.
Here, you want some gum? Load yourself up.
Hannah?
I'm living the dream
I would recommend possibly some sit-ups or maybe a bigger robe.
And backstage when I was hanging out of the window?
When you talk, do you hear it,
Well, I'm not like that.
Oh, come on, Dontzig, just trying to be neighborly.
Nigger!