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(DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES)
(GROANS)
Spandex, spandex
You love me
(♪♪♪)
(VIDEO GAME BLEEPING)
Hey. It's, uh, Peter, right?
You must be Peter.
Okay.
He's assaulting people?
I'm sorry, Aunt May, I, uh...
You won't get in
Can't do this. Can't do this.
Are you kidding?
That isn't funny.
but clearly it is not human and it is very, very strong.
I've been bitten...
not in school? Got a free track.
with our thumbs planted up our asses?
(♪♪♪)
and I'm sorry about that.
who's my daughter's mentor. Is that who?
it's possible, cross-species genetics? Yes, of course.
It was your dad's.
Okay, move. No, how about we go to class?
Hi. Heh.
one individual at the scene.
♪ 'Til kingdom come ♪
So make your point quickly.
(MAN & WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
You like beating on girls?
WOMAN: Spider-Man appears to be heading towards Oscorp.
Tell him what?
♪ Gold teeth pulled from our mouths ♪♪
♪ And a pillar of salt ♪
to regenerate cells on command.
Enter the algorithm now.
providing a public service.
Hold your fire!
All right, we'll do that.
What? Where is he?
♪ The drummer ♪
I didn't mean to...
You've got a mind
Ready or not, here I come.
Ben, sweetheart, honestly,
(♪♪♪)
(HORNS HONKING)
PETER: Oh, I...
I was out.
If you don't feel like, we could... Yeah.
If you are south of 54th Street,
I've seen that before.
Be careful.
Oh, my God. What's up?
Sometimes the people closest to you.
Many of these wonderful creatures have so brilliantly adapted
I can't.
(CAR HORN HONKING)
It's all right.
Why be human at all
I got it.
That's not what
Look at me, Peter.
slowly betrays her, or the man with macular degeneration
My bowling trophies.
I can't see you any more.
Yo, not cool, bro.
(PETER GROANING)
How dare you ? I m sorry to make you feel angry
(CLATTERING)
We stopped him.
DR. CONNORS: Cross-species genetics is finally working.
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
Oh, God. This is all my fault. I should have stopped that guy when I had the chance.
I didn't... I didn't...
All right, give me the badge.
(♪♪♪)
Sergeant Butler, please escort Mr. Parker
(♪♪♪)
CAPTAIN STACY: I want that Spider-Man off the street.
BEN: Some guy who worked with
♪ And say you'll come ♪
WOMAN: Hey, look!
(BOY LAUGHS)
MAN 3: Get him, man! Get him!
My house, 3:30?
Bus! Hey there, everybody.
Well, Paul, if I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it.
I work here. I don't.
Where you headed?
I gotta stop him, though.
(SHRIEKING)
Is that what you told his son?
when we can be so
I gave everyone the week off.
(CLEARS THROAT)
I can't have cocoa right now because I'm work...
Shh.
Watch out!
(♪♪♪)
Oh, they don't. Most reptiles are at the top
I know what this is.
Aah. Unh!
I don't think so.
MAN: Parker.
(SPEAKS IN SPANISH)
Too much water for the condenser tray or the heat exchange tubing.
It creates a cloud which can be dispersed over a neighborhood, even a city.
(♪♪♪)
(ON TV) Residents of Lower Manhattan can rest peacefully,
I know it's been rough for you without your dad.
One more! Huh? Huh? Flash!
Excellent.
You're holding up my line.
No, can't do that.
I can cure them.
Need to take that?
No, it's impressive. They actually held together very well.
That's how you repay me?
I'm Richard Parker's son.
Can you fix it?
(CHUCKLES)
Good reflexes.