Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “That’s so flat, awesome.”

"That thing's slow. It ain't movin' fast. It's boring and dull. I'm yawning."

man you don’t even have a car i know but that’s a deal what he wants

Give me what you got in your pocket, and she's yours.

I AM ALWAYS NICE TO YOU, JOE DIRT

That's happening, man. We should get bleachers over here.

That's a nice place.

Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang.

- So, you don't know rule three? - Yeah, you want a match?

Well, the year was 1982.

and get you some bud light and some french cries

Where's my supplies

They made his little voice box...

Did she ever track 'em down, and if she did, well, why couldn't she have called you?

When you're down, stare at a clown.

"Brandy. XOXO."

All right. Good morning, troops.

you're pretty clean-shaven for a kid who lives in a trash can, no?

I know, but that's a deal, what he wants.

That thing with the tweaking g is comin’ off a little fruity

That's just me talkin'. I don't...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING BUT THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON, YEAH

You haven't heard? Me and her are gettin' married.

Eagles be like... None of that pussy skol

stick an M80 up its butt blow it to pieces

It rubs the lotion on it’s skin Or else it gets the hose again

His name's Clem Doore, and he's from Josette, Louisiana.

So, you see, we're not related. We can have sex again.

I think he got...

Yeah, you wanna match?

This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the veterinary business, till then, I’m the guy to see.

Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.

I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY pRO dEAL bUSINESS WILL GET INTO THE IMPOUND BUSINESS.

People would remember selling a car like that.

Freddy, go get Free Bird boy here an all-access laminate

"don't tell him

and they came and killed him.

Its not what you like Its the consuner

This is gonna be awesome.

Oh, my God. Brandy, I'm home?

Man. What did I trip over?

How does a vaccine work?

NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL!! RIGHT!

Mr. Dirt, what's with the wig?

You like to fuck Italians, that’s cool

I guess this is the place. Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name.

Can I get $100 off rent? No

You can't have "no" in your heart. "No" is not an option, brother.

Hey fall you left too soon Do it again I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

I would never do that,

Clem, I didn't know you didn't wanna be on TV.

None of that Pussy Skoal. Right Dad?

I thought hunting would be, you know, more fun than it was.

It ain't no rock, it's a meteor, dum-dum.

Well I’m sure it did, but that ain’t no broadcast It’s a big old frozen chunk of shit

How does she put up with you, Dirt?

Well It ain’t a meteor

"Anderson, Anders, Asnov, Ast..."

where local celebrity Joe Dirt is threatening to kill himself.

Guy likes to see homos naked.

You want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend?

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN

- And I'm puttin' him down. - No, you can't!

But I thought 43 had a hemi

Why are boobs good?

"Don't eat it! Don't eat it! Here's a hot dog!"

That's right! She wants my body

I told you. You fucking test results. That ever. We can have sex again. Oh shitty. Assy holey.

How exactly is a 9.8 A++ made

- Come on, honey. Lose that frown! - Lighten up, buddy.

That stuff doesn't work anymore,

With great power comes great responsibility Everybody know that. God damn boy!

So, Carson helped me trace the call,

I realized I needed a different approach.

You see that Moon

What’s up Check one two

Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...

- Dang. - Good boy!

It’s Bobcat? Like.. The Bobcat? Yes!

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

Rambler Wagon That’s a rare car.

Whenever I used to get sad, I'd just look at a clown,

Rambler wagon That’s a rare car

Man, that's a great idea. They could find anything.

Brandy, you see that moon?

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!

Becuase snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like

Don't bother, just drive this piece of crap off a cliff. Do us all a favor.

That's my parents' last name!

Hey, you guys, you gotta come hear this guy on the Zander show.

Well, yeah. I guess I could do that.

We gotta step way back. This is gonna be fun.

Queer? Is this queer?

This is the good stuff, Snakes and Sparklers

Man. Swerve them potholes.

Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air?

It is what you make it

- No. - Before they died, they killed that gator

How exactly does the sun set?

- Mama, it's all right. - Where'd he go?

How long were you ridin' in that car before you realized I wasn't in it?

Sweet-lookin' little things, weren't they?

Come on, let's move it! Kick it in! Kick it in!

Now, this mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.

We'll shoot fireballs at it.

Competition orange, '67.

Somewhere in Indiana I hit a little snag.

- You're blockin' the cameras! - Move over.

Hey, freak boy.

Even though you took me to the carnival that I was already at.

- Guess who came back, Charlie? - Dad, no!

Charlie. Charlie, come here. Come here, Charlie.

I saw Aaron’s bumper sticker Cowboys butts drive him nuts

and cut open that gator and pulled my folks out of its belly.

I’m a rocker dude through and through

Does your mother sew?

HEY YOU ARE GROUNDED

I'm not talkin' about Posi-Trac.

Ma'am, you should never drink the bong water.

Did they get it? Where'd he go?

This is a big ole Frozen chunk of poopy

is that you are so unrelentingly upbeat about your plight.

Why is that good?

"This Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Cloud Business, Till Then, we are the Guys To See."

This ain’t the Pelletizer… This is a big ol’ frozen chunk of poopie!

Yeah...she's cool

Yeah, I’m cool.

that’s a deal what they want!

That’s right Snow Nobody wants you around

“Your products look great. Do you need ambassadors?” Us:

No! Killer hotdog gas!

So we can have sex again!

I wanna get married, Joe, and have little Joe Dirts. Come home, Joe.

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up? Here we go.

I saw your bumper sticker, "Cowboys' butts drive me nuts."

Green Park Dentistry walk in welcome Green Park Dentistry

Wawixio en el tortuga

Where's my supplies? You got my Auto-traders?

because I wanted to tell Joe in person.

Rocky! Rocky! No!

Message deleted.

That's a rare shirt

Why Does the "give Me Five Technique work? It just does

When you’re down, stare at a clown!

It's like in the movies.

I asked for Silvertown,

She is so fine!!!

Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!

- That lady gave me a great idea. - Hey, Dirt! Dirt!

That's all right. I appreciate this job, man.

You gave him a great last couple years.

- License and registration? - Yes, sir.

He could do anything, you know?

That’s why dad named you Joe dirt instead of schoonmaker