Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, she found 'em down in California.

I just... He's a friend of mine. This whole thing's my fault.

and no closer to findin' my parents.

Not here though In kansas

Shit'll buff out.

and I decided it was time to go home.

We'll have the poo on us

Don't try and church it up, son.

and then I just can't help it.

Well, it ain't a meteor

A girl like that's way out of your league. She wants my body.

That’s right… She wants my body!

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gambling business

- Daddy? - Yeah.

That's a good question, man. She's great, though, ain't she?

in aftermarket you don't have toooo!

The Roman candle. Step back a little bit.

I need a towel now.

We can have sex again

This is a business, not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get in the DFS business

Thats A big 10-4

I'll pay for this. I'm new!

I just can't stop grinnin'.

Your mom and dad still alive?

- Let's do it! - Come on, Charlie!

This is a business not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the negotiating business

- That's right. - Hey, sit down!

"I found his parents.

Hey, wait a minute, yeah.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the dinosaur exhibition business

You might get a machine.

Practice taking third George and I will be there in a minute

That symbol looks very stern.

All right, man.

Love, Brandy. XOXO

When Pager Duty Calls

This is the good stuff Snakes and sparklers

New York City I mean Ransas

Yeah! You better run, hard ass!

and he said that you was always laughin' at me behind my back.

- What happened here? - Don't I know you from somewhere?

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the warehouse business Until then we're the guy to see

What's up here? Look down there.

to sit on the front seat with me while I break her in.

- He's a friend of mine. - No.

and a car cover for any Dodge from '79 to '84.

Check this out, Robby.

Alright, I’ll do it

lookin' for skin that he liked.

I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the card processing business.

if she caught me doing stuff.

This is a good month. Dang.

My family's last name is Buckwalter. My brother's name is Cletis.

Your dad always hunt this long?

He used to beat me, so one night I just pushed him into the wood chipper.

And then you should change your name to Kicking Ass. I would.

your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

gravity Enough, you broken record! Okay! i've been down here for two weeks

Things are gonna happen for me.

Hey mister do you know where billy bought that cheesesteak?

No Way I'd Ever Sell You, Meteor. Not In A Million Years

Yeah. You like to see homos naked.

One night, they got swallowed up by the biggest damn gator we ever had.

It came out of the sky

Don't forget to Wipe your LANE!! HAHAHA

You... You really loved her, huh?

He was damn good, too.

You ain't nothin Dirt !

I'm not messin' around. I'll hit it.

Your talking to me all wrong Do it again and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

We can have seeeex...

You're telling me you'd rather have a dog

Don't try and Church it up son. Don't you mean Meditech!

Hey, boss, I'm goin' on a break.

Maybe on day unicef will get into the alarm installation busniess Then maybe we can talk

Yeah, dream on, Kirtboy

You guys see that cubs game last night? NO!!

That was a good one. All right, Charlie, get in the car.

I'm here with Joe Dirt.

I'm just kinda campin' out or whatever,

Well, how much you want for it?

- Damn. - Good toss there, sir. Good one.

Yeah, because they gave him powers, the aliens.

Turns out, some skateboarder slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this

hey, you’re grounded

This where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Showing up on a Monday, at a student property

She wouldn't not tell me about my parents. I don't care how sick of me she is.

'cause I swear I'm gonna...

You really love me?

Your favorite is 4 black cocks? That’s cool, man.

so my mom put this wig on me to cover it up.

but where's the good stuff, man?

It's okay. I felt it was time to move on anyway, you know.

So you don’t know rule three?

Hey, what's goin' on, man?

I might need a pretty little lady

Hey..! You! SHOW ME THEM BOOBIES.

change your name to kicking ass!!!

Sounds bout right...

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CDMO business but, you know, until then, we're the people to see

Josh A Piece Of Plastic

I mean, hell, I'd just shut this old gator farm down and...

But she didn't wanna tell you,

In fact, in our latest "Is Brandy too hot For Joe Dirt?" poll,

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt?

so you won't be here.

Judge likes to see homos naked?

Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!

Alright well Thank god for SAPD

hello its me kana and today i am going to show open boobies and vaginaes to everyone in the world see clarences big break now in cinemas in 69D

Bloes, I only have enough money for me and Kane

Probably feels pretty good,

Yep, those came with a six-cylinder 258 automatic with three on the tree.

I was thinkin' about that car.

People forget we're live. You like the window, don't you?

This is a business not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the mortgage software business, but until then I'm the guy to see

from the inside by punchin' out his heart, is my guess.

- No! - I'm kiddin', I'm kiddin'.

Molar World. One for the kid? Sure.

Wha... Is that where you were? Well, I'll be dipped.

Well, I'll sprinkle his ashes. They'll drift out to sea.

the best I can do is give you a printout of all 73 people who bought the car.

Now, even you liked the way that chick looked, didn't you?

Your telling me your 26 and have never held a job or even have a drivers license?

Yeah! Light her up!

Well, you know, she's a good friend of mine,

Testing. Testing, testing.

Cowboys Butts Drive Me Nuts

Now, even you liked the way that looked, didn't you?

You have to find the real answer inside yourself.

when you think you're going to chuck e cheese but they drop you off at the grand canyon

Why don't you come with me? Come on.

Even me? What's that supposed to mean, man?

DON'T FORGET THE HAIR YOU PROMISED

I’m your sister

Then I got lucky.

- Down here. - Stay on your back!

No I’m cool No you’re not!

People'll come from miles around to see this thing.

You're talkin' to my sister all wrong. It's...

C-c-can I come too?

Freddy you should not drink the bong water

What am I gonna do quit? That’s not an option You gotta keep on keepin on

You don't even have a PC! I know but that's Deal for $179

Ya know maybe one day Unicef Will get into the Fantasy Basketball Business

Rambler wagon, that’s a rare car

How does Chiropractic work? It just does!!