Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, I stole this pile.

You know what? I got somebody I want you to meet.

You think I’m UNICEF

What are you doing, stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

I learned cows don't find bottle rockets as funny as I do.

Them big doe eyes.

I’m sure it did, but it ain’t no broadcast It’s a big old frozen chunk of shit

Anyway, that list had names from all over the state.

You’re talking to me all wrong

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Then what happened?

Well, then let's do it, little boy.

You'll stick your head out the window and check out chick dogs, going,

Yes, I wrote that letter,

This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the used grill business but until then, we're the people to see.

What’s up? What’s good?

this is what my hair looks like this morning Gert B. Frobe.

I mean, maybe one day Clarkson Eyecare Will get in the sponsorship business

BANDI!! MY BANDI

Well, would it help if you went back to thinkin' I'm your sister?

Im looking for a ws6 with uner 100k miles for 8000

Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed.

And she's just plain sick of you.

This is just an angry horse with mussels and thrown his saddle away.

I'll try the old reverse psychology.

Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang. Look! I’m putting the lotion on the skin, Geez.

Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager

i'm good now so fuck you homey

Well maybe one day UNICEF will get into the sUAS business

Take her somewhere special ..they say

So, needless to say, I was in no shape

Go ahead. I'm a roast. Baste me.

Hey Everybody. Bobcats here.

That’s a Football binki

you're my sister

Here's my favorite bands. AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lepp...

Exactly how long?

Till one day...

But I was flat broke. I didn't have no money for gas.

I don't know why you keep asking about that. Nothin' happened.

And you know why? 'Cause over the last few days,

Is this cooked? Is this cooked?

You can come out now.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the school supply business

You win twice brother Thats good biz

Im sorry, I’m new

Joe, I did find where your parents were.

You want it Or not?

It's okay, don't move.

Hello, California.

You little sissy boy! Notre Dame sucks.

I don't know why you ask about that. Nothin' happened.

I wanna get this woman on the phone, and I wanna ask her

Is this queer? They're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.

The past is the past, the future is now

After watching Tyler Childers music video

Kickin ass I would

That's a big 10-4

Yeah. Well, the puke pile's right over there.

septic tank for an RV.

This is a business, not a charity Maybe one day unicef will get into the ediscovery business. Til then, i'm the guy to see

It picks up the controller and loads up COD 7. It does this whenever it is told

And I think a little part of me died right there.

It’s the wrong tone

- What do you got? - Practically nothing.

I got some pictures here. Look at this.

I'm new.....I don't know what to do!

What about my face and your ass. How about that, friend? I mean, my ass and your face. What's up?

This could be you Tina never puts the address online

It's a big mess.

One swing of Jeff’s ball peen hammer

It does what it's told!

I'm your sister I'm your sister

I don't care about that! And I don't care about you!

Go get him. Run, Charlie! Run like the wind!

She’ll stop humping as soon as she’s done!

Taking him with you? But...

That’s a deal, what she’s asking

Oh, God. She is so fine!

Just let her finish Brian!

What do you say?

Shit'll buff out

This IS the good stuff.. Snakes... and Sparklers…

And, yes, they are deadly. Don't kid yourself.

How about a Whineken?

I'm not sure you are a good person, Brandy.

You haul your mangy ass in here tomorrow morning,

I got the poo on me

I'll be your friend.

I mean, I don't mean to get all scientific or whatever.

She was somethin'.

I like kids. They seem to like...

But wher’s the hemi?

Making fun of poor little Joe Dirt?

Everybody know that. goddamn boy

What's the deal with your haircut, Joe?

Why don't you stick your Head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!

*Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* “Oh yeah, it’s so flat, awesome.”

Hey fall you left too soon

when you see your twin at chuck e cheese

Now, even you liked the way that looked, didn't you?

Speakin' of lickety-split, let's meet up later, see what's goin' on.

- Joe! - Brandy?

You like to see homos naked That's cool man...

I'm new, I don't know how to charge for stay and play

Like to see Homos Naked Home is where the Heart is

Now, before I begin...

Splitting from the wolfpack on my chopper

Dude, you voted for him

Hi, Joe. Come here.

That's not professional.

'Cause snakes and sparklers are the only ones I like.

I’m cool. ..no you’re not.

Balls to the wall

Yeah, listen to 'im.

and was hopin' maybe I was lookin' at it, too?

Oh, God. She is so fine.

Well, no one's really put it like that, but I don't think so.

I thought I had broken my ass bone

Van Halen Not Van Hagar

Say hello to Charlie Two.

Hey Keith what's crappenin'

I'm talkin' about me.

When She Shoots, hunts and hates the government

She's way too hot for me.

And you can't tell me, in all those pictures they took,

You win twice, brother. It's good biz.

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

You see Brooks, it goes and get the pheasant.

the fUTure is now

I mean, I got a place up in Malibu, I got lots of friends.

Lighten up, buddy

I mean maybe one day unicef will get into writing code but until that day I'm the guy to see

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done

Dshe put a basement in his new house He invites the neighborhood boys over for cookies

They clean the bowl so you don’t have tooooooooo

God, I hate these nasty things!

My search was over.

Your trying to tell me you are 26 and have never held a job or have a drivers license ?

And I don't think he wants to talk to you, Brandy.

Keep that Skoal, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

Okay. Why didn't you say so? Come on!

Did she find your parents?

Snakes and sparklers

Don't try and church it up, girl. Don't you mean gas station clerk?

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

don't try and church it up son don't you mean herrikin

Brandy. Brandy is Jive.

Non of that pussy skol

Where have you been?

Shut up, you hard-on.

how bout i get you a whaa burger and some french cries

I mean Kansas...