Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When you pull up in a fox body I thought you had a mustang?

I'll just go back to mopping.

That's Why Dad Named You Kurt instead of NunaMaker

You tripped over that object in the ground. You were knocked out.

Hey, to tell you the truth, brother, between you and me,

This guy's selling a Hurst speed shifter with a pool-ball grip.

Wondering if at that exact moment Sam Susko was looking at that same moon

This is a business, not a charity maybe one day UNICEF will get into the engineering business, till then, Watson is the guy to see

Probably, because I'm sure Yahweh would be chiming in, too.

and tell me you don't have no Scrambler,

Man. Swerve them potholes

Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager

Buffalo Bob, right?

son of a bitch.

Beautiful? I'm looking for "righteously kick-ass."

I didn't get to the sad part yet.

Stop with the bar Sluts

Well, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the Laser business.

You stick 'em in mailboxes, you drop 'em in toilets.

I am your daddy

You can come out now.

Hell, I have half a mind to move there myself.

Clem, a kid puked in the cafeteria again.

You know what, Joey? I think you...

What if we're his family?

I mean Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the motorcycle mechanic business

like a Joe Dirt trench coat.

When you go to church.

to see if anybody's got a photograph from that one day.

He's dead? Man, what happened?

Life's a garden, dig it? You make it work for you.

And then one winter...

Wondering if at that exact moment ,my Heather was looking at the same moon

And I guess I'm just callin' to say goodbye.

And I'm sorry I can't buy your beautiful Hemi.

But where are the headliners

Shit’ll buff out

The company'll have records of who used the tour that day.

You shove 'em up bullfrogs' asses.

Corn off the cob.

Balls to the wall

All right, you might want to take a few extra steps back on this one.

No You’re Mother

So, I headed for a reservation.

You’re talking to me all wrong. It’s the wrong tone.

One day I’ll have a dirt bike that bad ass!!!

And riddle me this.

You are exquisitely pathetic.

- Yeah. It was really no big deal. - No big deal?

Racist and antisemitic are the only ones I like

I love you Joe Dirt!

This guy's got a dash mat for a '69 Nova he wants to sell,

That things an atom bomb man

so I was living in a juvie home for boys,

and tell me my story helped them somehow.

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

That's right I said hemi

His old cronies must've somehow found he was down here

Look at that town, Meteor. That's pretty.

Hey, Junior Dirt Bag. You talkin' to your rock?

All right, we'll... We'll take a break.

butt-lickin', flea-lickin'

You crying jey you crying jey Go get another dui

When you love welding But don't even have a 240V outlet

The dumocrats are making more dumocrats Lok imbreeders

Later, if you come up with their last name, you can go on from there.

Maybe one day UNICEF Will get into the impound bizinack

- You're wrong, brother. - I got a good name for this car,

*anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* “Oh yes it’s so flat, awesome.”

Van Halen, Not Van Hagar

- That's so flat. - Awesome.

He'll stop as soon as he's done

How exactly is a rainbow made? How’s exactly does the sun set? How is you faxes? It just does!

a little white-trash treasure that you might know by the name of Joe Dirt.

I had a car now, so I left the carnival and kept runnin' down the names on my list

This is a business, this isn’t a charity Maybe UNICEF will get into the virtuoso membership business but until then I’m the guy to see

I mean, your ass and my face. What's up?

Hey everybody! Bobcats here!

You might want to spray this whole porch down with PAM,

When Rent a center come knocking

But that was more than 10 years ago.

Of course, that's not true.

So, you did see 'em first. So, it's just like Robby said.

You saved our lives, Clem.

I'm going broke with this venture also.

All right. So, finish your story. Now, why do you live with foster parents?

Yeah, he's Joe Dirt!

Flow it where you make it!

This is a business not a charity, Maybe one day unicef will get into the compressor business but until then i'm your guy

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean "shitty duplex"?

I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home.

When Pager Duty Calls You put the lotion on your skin

I think we need some resolution here. We need a little closure.

You know, sometimes it's like she likes me or something.

And, you know, the thing that drives me crazy

POV your friend finds out where you live:

And while they was checking out the sights and the donkeys and whatnot,

Joey, the tale could not be told in one day, and we've asked you back today.

Why would Robby say such a thing?

Van Halen... NOT Van Hagar

So, I knew it was gonna be hard to find 'em.

No wonder this thing's going under. You got nothing. It's wussy stuff.

You want a match? My face and your ass. How about that, friend?

I don't wanna be unkind, but this woman was a little off-balance.

- Wanna go to my place? - Sure do.

Man. I just had the weirdest dream.

I don't care how long it takes. I gotta do it.

That's right, Kirt. Nobody wants you in this town.

To kk K9 pool 5

WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH YOUR BUDDIES PIECE

Yeah? Well, check out this note she left me.

Murikans discuss'n politics...

We ain't runnin' no soup kitchen here, boy.

God, that Brandy has a nice ass, doesn't she?

Come over here! You don't have to follow him!

- Zander, get this. This is a wig. - It's a wig?

and walking his dog, and all the time I'm thinking about

Yeah. One day... Im gonna marry that girl

Joe Dirt, I wish you luck.

Maybe I'll just lie there for the rest of my life, you know.

Over there in the middle of the lunch room.

Yep. Apparently, back in the day,

AWD 5.7 charger That’s a rare car

What up goat roper

Hey, wait... Am I... Am I on? I'm on?

Yeah, he's been takin' hundreds of photos over the years,

I got the poo on me!

I don't know. What's goin' on?

I don't recognize them.

Yeah. Come on, man. I thought we had a deal.

You cryin', boy? You cryin', boy?

We've got questions comin' in from...

Joe, what's the matter? Don't I turn you on?

No thoughtfulness or consideration?

'bout 15 year ago

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CFB business. Until then you’re stuck with UT

Carson, just where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?

I got to find out what happened that day at the Grand Canyon.

Yo, Dirt. You're fired.

Yeah, I had to have a footprint gas pedal installed

Where's that dead guy?

My parents were... This was my home.

And for that brief second, we were together again, kind of, you know?

Listen to you. What's the story here?

Hello, Joe Dirt.

Holy crap, ladies.

Oh, my God, man. This is my fault.