Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Who are you? - It's okay. I was just walking by.

Hey fall, you left too soon

Happy 4th of July

When the wife says no more then you see one more on CL

See, my parents and my sister and I all went to the Grand Canyon.

I was 11 years old now, and I'd gotten into a little trouble here and there,

Joe dirt Joe dirt

I landed next to an oil rig, and they was hiring people.

I could sell you a car for 450 bucks

Incest the best I guess...

Had a little boy.

Well, because when I was, like, nine or 10 years old

And for the first time in my life, I think about not gettin' back up.

Message for Chris Rock

That's a big 10-4.

See, I spent the night in what I thought was an abandoned circus tent.

just so I could simulate immersion into that bacteriologically unsound world

- Shit'll buff out. - Don't bother.

I was home I mean far away

Maybe one day unicef will get into the fantasy football business But until then, I'm the guy to see

Def leppard sucks

I mean, he's here and now he's gone.

The victims would give him the worst descriptions,

You like to see homo naked

Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean The Dirt

Maybe one day Unicef will get into the law business

It came out of the sky

The floor is spick-and-span.

What's going on? Here I come.

I don't wanna hear that! God dammit!!

Yeah, I had fun, too. Hey, listen. Can I ask you a question?

I assure you I won't. I'm a vegetarian,

Nilson Beat Nilson Beat

That's sick, man.

Good thing it didn’t get my ring finger

Apple At $173 Per Share

Yeah, baby. Come on, now. Get loose.

When your drunk N ur mother in law asks about your childhood

I did it! I did it! I roped him with a bungee cord.

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They decided not even to arrest me.

Now you tell me your daddy's name, and I'll tell you the dealership where he bought it.

Joe, just turn around now.

I just made that last part up for laughs, you guys, I'm tellin' you.

That's Why Dad Named You Joe Dirt instead of NunaMaker

What Henne said to Mahomes before his 98yd drive!

Where’s your Tesla?

Joe, are you all right?

maybe one day unicef will get into va compensation but this is a business, not a charity

Depends on how you make it

You suck! You do!

check for footprints?

So, I found a job, and that led to the biggest break In my case yet.

Everything's gonna happen for me,

I've been lookin' forever for those people, and everyone lies to me, man.

Dont church it up son It's still fucking white claw

that your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white-trashy like that?

I’m new and don’t know what to do!

I'm... I'm not... We're just totally friends. She's out of my league.

Witness Protection relocated me.

- I can see down your shirt. - What an ass.

Okay, okay, that's too much, too much.

No, that can't be. That's not what it is.

I got some crazy stuff to tell you,

dude likes to see homos naked. thats cool man.

That there’s a big ‘ole pile of poopy. See the nose ring? Dead giveaway.

Kansas I mean Missouri

Your parents are dead, Joe.

when you would look at the moon,

Hey, Dad, look. It's the good stuff.

Im new! Im new! I dont know what to do!

Later that night, I took my mama's hedge clippers

I somehow got separated from 'em.

Should loosen it up a little bit.

Andrew's Pile of Puke Its a pretty big pile of puke

My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker!

You'd think those stupid punks could come up with somethin' funnier than

Look at that shit!

Oh, my God. How'd he find out?

You might as well ask Why even take a lunch

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE BRACKET BUSINESS

They didn't leave you. You left them. You've gotta see that.

Can we have my new friend Joe over for supper?

You know, the Night Stalker? Remember that guy?

I’m your sister I’m your sister

Yeah. It literally just went on to the market.

Gasoline. Yeah.

JOE JOE JOE JOE JOe

Dont try and church it up son Its just a sportster

It's Just an old Crapper tank people

I want to hear more of the saga of Joe Dirt.

Def Leppard Sucks

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

Van Halen, Not Van Hagar

She wants My body

By the way, I'm only doin' all of this

I'm sorry, man. Here's the real hero.

It ain't no rock, it's a meteor, dum-dum.

Dirt, did I get you?

- Oh, my God! - There's that worthless mutt!

Let me ask you somethin'.

It's been a damn good month OptimaGunz!!! Wellll done! Now let's bring the artillery for December!

Crestridge Rentals not UNICEF

Molar World. Walk-ins welcome. There you go.

Why not, man, I got nothin'.

You like them spinning tires, do you?

I thought I had broken my ass bone.

What'd you say?

But where's the good stuff, man?

What really happened was,

Man, look at you.

Yeah, they're both working, and guess what?

Let's talk about animals dogs and cats Two more eggs

Plum Crazy Purple

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back.

Hey. I'm lookin' for a guy named Buffalo Bob.

When you find a welder on Craigslist But don't even have a 240V outlet

I has a happy birthday. It does what it's told!

If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

and looking way too much like Richard Ramirez.

Well, I wanted to talk to you about the time you went to the Grand Canyon.

Lord, I got to gamble Gamblin' man

Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?

Thats Right Cooper nobody wants you doing their installs anymmore

The phenomenon of Joe Dirt has captured the city's imagination.

Come on. Rocky!

Kids "Could some one please tell Mr Joe Bidden To stop sniffing and touching me." He will stop sniffing and touching when hes done, be careful he bites !

That thing's an atom bomb, man.

Oakley to Deb on Thursday when they come back

Her eyes were somethin'. Azure, you know.

Here's what we do.

I think happy hour started a little bit early in Ohio.

This is Zander Kelly. You're listening to 98.6, KXLA.

You're to be scrubbed clean before supper,

That's funny, 'cause my mom used to say that to me

Man, firecrackers.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the servo business.

I THOUGHT I HAD BROKEN MY ASS BONE, BUT LUCKILY MY NECK BROKE MY FALL.

I mean maybe one day Egypt will get in the sovereign wealth Business

Kansas I mean Missouri

Maybe one day unicef will get into The business of monetary policy

Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!

- Fun, huh? - Yeah!

Every day you just think you're worthless, and there's a void in your life.

Oh you're my sister

Don't try and church it up, son. Don't you mean Panner Ma City?

Where are you going?

You hear that, Charlie? We got us a Hemi, brother.

- Is that right? - Yeah.

It was right by the garbage can where you left me

Wait, wait, Joe. Wait.

Anyway, I just put an "e" on it, pronounce it "Deer-tay."

I love you, Joe Dirt.

and that's when things got a little weird.

When you accidentally Touch your buddies piece

when you were promised chuck e cheese but get dropped off at the grand canyon

Thats right, Nasr. Nobody wants you as a Manager

- You might say that. - Yeah.

- Some people, right? - I know.

My hair looks just like Gert B. Frobe this morning!

You wanna fight?

Nah, I'm cool No you're not Dirt

It puts the lotion on its skin Now Huggy!!!

of my parents being turned into alligator shit.

And there I was, scared to death, as I dropped like a stone from the sky.

it puts the Joe dirt in the hole

anusha's got a very toxic face dosen't she? yes.

Now, this ain't no flapjack. Gotta go real easy.