Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That’s right Putin! Nobody wants you in this town.

- That's brutal. - The brutal part?

For the record, I wasn't crying'. There was dirt in my eyes.

How does Sonicwall VPN access with MFA Happen? It just does.

Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass, I'd take a bite.

I don't know why you ask about that guy. Nothin' happened.

Nah. I killed him.

Freddy? Freddy, get line 3 on speaker.

Can I come, too?

up in Silvertown, that place you talk about.

bororiri? what do you want booeiek? feed the botanicularyals! whaap! whaap! betrayal botanicula! betrayal botanicula! botusiem soebotrjdh! thank you borirzrze borssowkekekej! you're welcome borntrhrhfh bozhwjssmsjsmdiri!

I can’t wait to be tripping gears And pulling wheelies with that t56

You are gonna make some guy so happy.

Man. Swerve them potholes You know. Because of the A-Bomb

Well the puke pile's right over there... It's a pretty big pile of puke.

Why are you still making shatter? It’s not what you like, it’s the consumer.

It has a happy birthday!

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will have a CFB team.

Van Hallen Not Van Hagar

are careening headlong into yet another hellish day

I got these two sticks

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the lawn care business but until then we are the people to see

mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the rugby business.

What a freak! You're going to hell man!

They lost me at the Grand Canyon more than 10 years ago.

Jake checking the Ole Carfax

Poison mustard gas!

Man, you don't even have a car.

That's right, Dirt. Nobody wants you in this town.

Well, well, lookie here.

for the show in perpetuity.

You gotta keep on keepin on

And for God's sakes, I got to treat her like a sister.

That’s a big 10-4

You trying to tell me you've been on your own since eight years old?

How exactly is a rainbow made? How exactly does the sun set? How exactly does @thewillbilly’s blue diamond tek work? It just does!

Zander just asked this Joe Dirt guy why he doesn't cut his wig right now,

Then I got a brainstorm. Hire an Indian tracker to help me.

So, you don't know step four?

Take care, Joe Dirt.

Look at this guy. He must be retarded.

I’m a Steeler fan, dude. Through and through

but something happened to my head.

But you know that saying, "Things get the darkest before dawn"?

Happy 4th of July

What... What exactly did you hear?

Maybe, One day Unicef will get into the waterjet business.... But, ..... Until then your going to have to pay a premium price for a premium product

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout

That bein' said, here's the real scoop.

- She found your stupid parents. - What?

GRIP 58720 Replace slope and tie-in slope

What's wrong with you, you pervert!

Like I'm some sort of white-trash perv.

If anybody has any information on the whereabouts of 'em,

I was just tryin' to get the word out about my parents, man. I'm so sorry.

Why don’t you stick your head up my butt and fight for air

Headed to the Sioux Falls takeover with a special guy like you, Dave

I got you, buddy.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF with get into the Bino harness business But until then T&K is the people to see

Hell, Yeah, I'm Going To Louisiana, Brother!

Then there was this one old lady, she had me for a couple of weeks.

Long legs goin' up to that tight butt.

Say it don’t spray it brother daaaannngggg

YOU SHOULD SEE MY GIRLFRIEND YOU’D SHIT YOURSELF

It's damn good month Optimagunz! Now let's bring

You actually think you can match that little Slant Six of yours against his 426 Hemi?

They said being covered in that stinky stuff was punishment enough.

IIT'LL BUFF PUT

I found a guy who had pictures, but he turned out to be a freak.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gambling business

That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt!

Maybe find a better town.

Joe, before we wrap this up, is there anything else you wanna say?

Breakfast of champions

and dressed in your Sunday best.

So, back to the story here. You're on your own...

This ain’t the Pelletizer… This is a big ol’ chunk of poopie!!!

Brandy. I missed her like crazy,

When the apprentice gets on a service truck

He would've liked that.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the bollard business.

Why Does the 'Give Me Five' Technique work? It just does

tucked under, kind of like a woman.

That's good. That's good.

Kid, give me a break now.

Guy like to see jocks with strap-ons. That don’t help me.

Maybe we should take it over to that place, the laboratory over in the next town,

Your parents are alive after all?

I mean maybe one day unicef will get into issuing refunds but until that day I'm the guy to see

With or without the scooter stick

When she hears you're a printer

Was the last decade a complete waste?

Hey, if you're taking the dog, I'll go with him.

my listeners and I have heard an amazing story.

Well, say it, don't spray it, brother! Dang.

It's gonna stretch 'em more. That's bad.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the impound business.

Hey. You wanna fight, you little queer?

I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the CFB conference business

'cause I heard that that Buffalo Bob guy shoved a road flare up your bunghole.

Flow is where you make it!

Hey, God forbid you don't win after throwing only two quarters, man.

I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gyno business.

Rave is where you make it

It's probably more like this.

Alright well Thank god for sapd

Everybody know that. God damn boy!

'cause my dad came out looking like Father Time.

Maybe one day unicef will get into the fantasy football business But until then, I'm the guy to see

Thats Right Cooper nobody wants you doing their installs anymmore

That’s the guy! That’s the hero!

Storm's coming in!

But if a girl answers, her name's Brandy. Give her your info.

We're just an Indian and some guy.

But this is the modern age.

Yeah, I am kind of an outlaw through and through, baby.

We need to settle down.

Hey, Zander, Zander, You got to see this guy.

That’s a big 10-4

Wouldn't even use you as a retriever.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the rental business Until then I'm the guy to see

Then he was gonna wear the skin around the house with his wiener

with a friend that really cared about me.

I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the youth soccer business

Long-haired hippie freak.

This thing's a hemi

Sit down, let me take another tact here.

It was right there by the garbage can where you left me.

I can sell to a car for $1800 bucks But it ain't gonna be no SRT

God almighty. Manna from inbred heaven.

It's your birthday...