Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nah I’m cool No you’re not
You didn't listen to me!
Alright well Thank god for SAPD
Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces, he comes back to you to fix it. You win twice, brother. It's good biz.
You had a home all along. You just couldn't see it.
I can't do it.
For Christ's sake! Here!
Did you get it? Yeah. Baby.
None of that pussy skoal right dad
This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the NCAA suite business, but until that happens, I am the man to see
and you are a complete loser.
For real?
This is a business, not a charity. Now maybe someday unicef will get into the sports business, but for now, we’re the ones to see
Shit will buff out
- Plus 35 bucks for the tow. - What?
She is so fine..
Nobody wants you around, period!
Old? This look old?
Maybe we'll go back down to McDonald's
One day, I'm gonna marry that girl.
I'm kiddin'. But seriously, let's hook up.
Well, that's what I'm tryin' to call up here.
where you saw me?
Valerie, I only have enough money for me and kids.
It was grossing everybody out,
Brad wants My body
'cause I'm gonna be a veterinarian.
- New York or somethin'. - No. I'm from here.
I hit pay dirt when I got a job with a traveling carnival,
This is a busniess not a charity... I mean maybe one day UNICEF will be in the alarm installiaton busniess,but untill then...
Security? Don’t you mean Guard shack?
If my calculations are correct, this will create ice.
- Look! The janitor's gonna eat the puke! - They're hilarious, huh?
Like I’m some white trash perv
No. No. You know what, guys, I'm fine.
At least I know my car will blow his off the road!
Enough, you broken record! Okay! I’ve been down here for 3 months, man.
- Balls to the wall. - Yeah.
Welcome back to TRL.
You like to see homos naked?
"What's up, baby?"
Maybe you and Steph will get into the caring about secret group text business.
A lot of kids would have been scared, but I was all tough about it.
Hey, my man. I got a big date tonight. I'm here to pick up my ride.
Somebody do something.
robbie robbie
Yes, but once I met them, I knew I had to protect you from them.
- Right, so what'd you do? - Right, so then I needed some money.
Hey! You're talkin' to my guy all wrong.
Turn it up.
Husker Du's, Husker Don'ts,
And the snail can talk?
I'm wringing this chamois as long as I can.
I just didn't know you were in this witness protection thing, brother.
Yeah, dream on, Kirtboy
Once in a while you got a problem with the boiler.
Goddamn, you outta date, boy.
What a great weekend!
What?
No you’re Not
Is it done? How much is in there?
Adam's Wife:
Don't you see? All the tourists at the canyon that day my parents lost me,
who's filling in for shannon mckinley? karon austin.
my friend: Louisiana has the most criminal activity me:
No!
I was at your dads place I mean Iowa
Well, I'd better go. It's show time.
on my own again, looking for my parents, but I don't know their last names.
who's filling in for lyndsay tipzerkritt? miguel di angelo.
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GUY LIKES TO SEE HOMOS NAKED... THAT DON'T HELP ME NONE
Maybe someday UNICEF will get into Charter Business... But until then, we’re the people to see.
Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces, he comes back to you to fix it. You win twice, brother. It's good biz.
Can I come too?
This is a big old frozen chunk of poopie.
Life’s a garden. Till it.
I'd give him 7,500. I used to have one of these. This guy's crazy.
Your ass and my face What’s up
When you invite your buddies to mug night
And I hope you don't win For another 50 years
For $475/month...
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker!
Why didn't your mom change the wig later?
Now, it's time for the good stuff!
YOU THERE SHOW ME THEM BOOBIES.
Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks
You need explosions. You need stuff going on, man.
Why don't you stick your head up your butt and fight for air? Ha!
Home is where you make it.
When bad pets go bad, dang!
You see the peanut? Dead giveaway.
- Hey, there's Charlie. - Charlie!
This is a Business, Not a Charity. Maybe one day Unicef will get into the Commercial diswasher business, till then, I'm the guy to see
One day.... Imma marry that girl
You're not just an Indian. You're Kicking Wing. All right?
Nah. Flow is where you make it.
It aint no stimulus, it's a big old frozen chunk of poopy
This ain’t UNICEF I mean maybe one day UNICEF will get into the tshirt printing business. Until then I’m the guy to see.
Maybe someday UNICEF will get into the patent business
I am always nice to you Joe Dirt
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the cell phone business
Tiger Boy, come here you mangy mutt
We need a cleanup right away.
That's right, Ewers. Nobody wants you in this town.
I’m cool man No you’re not
Why?
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Or your cousin! Oh Missy!
Sorry, Billy Jack.
But, you know, you probably don't wanna hear all my problems.
August. I don't got this one.
Nah, I killed him
You rule! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!
Watch my hair.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the towing business...
How do you make your mowing lines so straight
But then, suddenly, while starin' up at the moon,
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Nunamaker! Nunamaker!
there won't be some that accidentally have me and my parents in 'em, man.
So, I hit the road with my list of names,
This is the good stuff, snakes and sparklers.
I did.
pritzker after finding out County Sheriffs won't enforce gun ban
As my head cleared,
That's what my sister said on the way to the Grand Canyon.
Footprints Everyone has
Home What’s that?
Val, I only have enough money for me and kids.
I'm your sister! I'm your sister!
You do!
I'm sorry.
That's why I was immediately attracted to you.
Can't a guy even take a dump in peace?
She's gonna freak out when she sees my wheels.
- That's a snail watching that. - There's a snail in the desert?
You told me my parents were dead, and I saw 'em.
I need to find a home, Meteor.
New York City. I mean, Kansas.
So, there I was.
This'll be a good base for me here in Louisiana while I look for my parents.
No You’re Not
Jace just told Sam you can tag with last names And you can tell he's never even thought of that!
They don't like no feedback. What's up?
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Can everybody get a shot of these?
Don’t try and church it up
I just hope whoever he is, he deserves a girl like you.
This can happen to you....... .........
That's her!
Rachel, my love Show me you boobies!!!
You got some cookin' to do.
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That's the guy! That's the hero!
My face And your ass
Clem, are you from around here? 'Cause your accent sounds like
Joe Dirté
There you go, Don. Take 'er easy.
My tooth! My tooth!
You want me to put my ear to the pipe And listen for steam leaks??
I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY pRO dEAL bUSINESS WILL GET INTO THE IMPOUND BUSINESS.
Yeah.
It's just an old crapper tank, people.
I wish I knew what happened that one day at that Grand Canyon place.
Might as well ask Why is a tree good? Why's sunset good? why are boobs good?
- Hey, you're grounded! - Hey, TV people! Why are y'all goin' away?
Dont try and Church it up, Son. Don't you mean Dirt?
IT'S THE WRONG TONE
Anyway, the cops knew it wasn't a bomb right away.
practice taking third and under George and I will be there in a minute