Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, see, my last name's Dirt.
No. Are your nuts frozen to the porch?
But what if when you're gone some guy asks me to marry him, and you're not here?
this here’s rocky and he ain’t no puppy
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the art business. But until then I'm the person to see.
WHOO LOOK AT THAT SHIT
Your like a brother to me Ok ais
I was made for dancin
Buzz Bottles, Snicker Bombs, Church Burners, Finger Blasters,
Three thousand, man, that's more than I paid for the whole car!
- Get him! - Man in the hole.
You never give up, man. That's my philosophy.
I would
Hey I'm joe Wheres the throw up
I
Hey, my foot's stuck!
Okay, this is a business. This is not a charity.
What, are you nuts, girl?
Yeah, Silvertown, man.
Bloes, I only have enough money for me and Kane
Man, we're gonna get so shocked
Guy likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into podcasting.
That’s why dad named you Joe dirt instead of Schoonmaker
I need your help.
- Ring a bell? - Joe?
Everybody know that. Goddamn, boy.
They're horrible. Why did you lie to me?
I am actually ingrained with white trash DNA …so this is perfect.
Yea, yea, I'm puttin' the lotion on the skin.
You're standing there with an atom bomb.
..
You were in it.
- Damn it! - All right, all right. Real close.
How's posi-trac work? Nobody knows, it just does.
in the tiny existence you laughingly refer to as your life.
You got a Hemi right?!??
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Supervisor Chuck
It does what it's told
Meteor, we call this here "Bein' in burger heaven."
I told everybody you would.
My pack review
Hey, look at this. Charlie, see that?
Someone shoves an M-80 up a bullfrog's butt, blows him to pieces,
I
- Joe? - Joe?
I ain't the guy that saved them kids.
Nah I’cool! No you’re not!
Now let's see. In Louisiana, 1968, we sold...
He wants My body
That's not what I heard
You like to see homos naked
Real Live Resin None of that weak added back terp stuff!
Do you have any idea what it’s like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to? No one that cares if you’re alive or dead? Every day you just think you’re worthless and there’s a void in your life?”
I started walkin' till the cops picked me up and put me into a foster home.
Rhydon
Can I push him off my leg?
Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities.
*Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks* Oh yeah, it’s so flat
I still don't see why we're going to the tour bus company.
Did I get ya dirt? Nah I’m cool No you’re not
I'm guessin' you had reasons for doin' what you did.
You know, because of the atom bomb.
You’re gonna stand there, being a hockey player,…
Mr. Dirt is seen here meeting one of his longtime idols, Eddie Money.
Ric asked if he was ever going to get a job
Get up on the roof and put some bricks in the tooth!
Kansas . I mean Missouri
Listen up Detectives New rules are in play
Yeah, that's what I thought.
- You're not makin' any sense. - Not makin'?
©2011 Alcon film fund, llc.
- My story? No, man. Everything I said is true. - No, not your story.
Well, you know, my ex-husband, before he died...
$10.00 that’s mine now Right on!!!
This is a big ol frozen chunk of poopie!
No, you've been on the ride long enough. It's time to go home.
after one of those bastards snapped off my thumb and middle finger.
I miss you, Brandy.
What's your name, pal?
God.
- Hey, it's Brandy! - Come on, come on.
Turns out, some skateboarder slapped a Biohazard band sticker on the side of this septic tank for an RV
I'm new in town, kinda lonely, lookin' for my parents.
So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no appreciation
They're bad people.
That's our old car!
I mean, maybe one day UNICEF will get into the gambling business
Oakley to Deb when they come back
But, you know, until then, we're the people to see.
I've had some good times, I met some cool people, cruised around, cranked some tunes.
Why are boobs good?
When you get to second base.
That hug was completely asexual. You know, he kind of snuck it up on me.
Josh likes to see homos naked. That don't help me.
It's a little bumpy.
Why don't you talk in the microphone?
Judge likes to see homos naked?
They died that day at the Grand Canyon.
Happy Birthday Alan
Yeah. Come on, now.
The Rambler Wagon That's a Rare car
It's Dirt. Isn't that the name on the family crest? Dirt.
They're bad people. You're not like them, Joe.
that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruity.
That there’s a big ole pile poopy See the nose ring? Dead giveaway.
I mean maybe one day Unicef will get into the gym equipment business But until then, REP is the people to see
Maybe go down to McDonalds
Looks like Charlie!
YOUR MY SISTER!!!
I’m pogacar dude, through and through
THAT'S A BIG 10-4
When your broke as fuck But promise to one day have a beast.
No you weren’t.
and I was getting ready to split that scene, and pronto.
That Jordan Love thing? There's not much to tell.
Sure would.
I'm gonna talk to your lady friend over there. How 'bout that?
So we can have sex again!
MMO
look since you got fired wheather it's just what she does ok she's done nothing to you. but where will the worthlessness end up? with judge judy.
I couldn't remember my real last name.
You're my lucky meteor, Right on!
How’d Quarterfinal Test 1 Go!
and the stuff freezes and falls to earth.
MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!
I think his... Well, you know how when you get your tongue
TURN IT UP
Luck
I
You know, I would. I'd love to beat your ass up and down this place.
About 360 bucks.
That's what I'm talkin' about. LA!
Now, you're telling me that you're so ingrained with white-trash DNA
And remember that town you're always talking about.
And it's got Louisiana plates.
what the hell was goin' on back then.
Da’ang m
What about Brandy? Is there any chance you guys are gonna hook back up?
You see the employee trait? Dead giveaway
This is Zander Kelly, and you, of course,
Life's a garden dig my ass! God dammit!
Thats a deal what they want
How’d Quarterfinal Test 1 go???
Other than the fact that you dig looking like Jane Fonda in Klute,
How exactly does the posi-trac work rear end work on Plymouth? It just does...
and it led me to this old trailer park in Simi Valley, California.
This weekend at the Tulsa State Fair
Yeah? That's gross, man.
asdf
If I met the right man,
We're gonna go back to your story, pick it up.
CHRIS Nobody Wants You in the White House
It just does
Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the tile business.
Buffalo Bobs a weird name But people say Joe Dirts a weird name & how cool am I
the three of us was hanging out at the farm in Silvertown.
The person that has been sharing desks with tomas
Don't try to church it up, Madi. don't you mean poop?
with that sort of mentoring.
You want me to put my ear to the ground, listen for hoofbeats,
You see how that works?
Van Halen, not Van Hagar. I’m a rocker. Through and through.
Autonio Trader!
Josh Angelo
That's way wrong. Do you got, like, warm water and...
Türkiye here for the world cup Don’t try to church it up son. Don’t you mean Turkey?
Joe! We have a show to do here.
who's filling in for grey? michael ansara.
Especially after that brutal run-in with that bartender
Come on, Joe Dirt!
Hell, yeah, I'm going to Louisiana, brother!