Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know what? When he first started this story, I thought of you as a good person.

So you want it Or not?

Well, it ain't a meteor.

When i find money on grounds

The car, I mean.

None of that pussy skol

Damn. We tried so hard to find him. We looked high and low.

That's it. That's what I'll do for my parents. How much does that cost?

Now, here's what I need.

"imma crypto main"

That's a big 10-4

Woke up with my hair looking just like Gert B. Frobe this morning.

And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.

So, clean the puke. Okay.

I heard some things It’s not good

So, you don't know rule 3

One swing, and this here ball-peen hammer will trigger this A-bomb,

Found a Syncrowave 250 Don't even have 240V outlets

yes beryl boiowuperette? what do you want? i want to do some dairoing in dais.

Had exact kind of haircut you got now.

Remember I love like a Step sister

why don't you cut the wig now?

It puts the signature on the drawing!

And what they paid was like a sign from above

So, the letter Robby showed Joe is true? You wrote that?

I saw your bumper sticker. “Cowboys butts drive me nutssss.”

You like to see homos naked, that’s cool man. Whatever.

lookin' for people who took those photos at the Grand Canyon.

Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! You rule, Joe!

I don't know, Joe.

- Hi! - There's my buddy.

It's not worth it, Joe.

Welcome home, Joe.

a garden dig my ass! God dammit!!

This is not UNICEF If one day UNICEF got into the tshirt printing business well then maybe we can talk

It's called Silvertown.

"I'm a white-trash idiot." The end.

Maybe one day UNICEF will get in the defense industry

I mean, your nutz my chin. Wait

Hey, You're Grounded!

Murikans discuss'n politics...

It's not what you like. It's the consumer.

no Roman candles or Screamin' Mimis?

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the caring about secret group text business

I know! But thats a good deal!

But then the most amazing thing happened.

that pussy is hot! I'm hittin that for sure!!

And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years!

Ferris Wheel, Himalaya, Dragon Coaster,

- Right on. - Joe?

A first set llama with or without the speed

which is why I had to open this fireworks stand.

Rule Number One I'm Number One

I think I'm gonna go to the Restroom and take a big jeramy

Don’t try and church it up son.

and everyone's gonna want you, but you want to be with me!

Kansas I mean Missouri

Charlie, you mangy mutt.

That’s him! That’s him!

Hey, you’re grounded

I mean maybe one day Egypt will get in the sovereign wealth Business

Sister! Sister!

How does DTV run out of 6ft HDMI? Nobody knows, they just do!

He saved us from the mustard gas.

I mean, maybe one day Unicef will get in the waterjet business but, until then...... I premium product has a premium price

It signs the divorce papers

EVERYBODY'S FUNNY Def leppard MY BALLS

I gotta make a wish.

What my customers say When I come thru the crowd

It just is, that's why

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WHAA-BURGER AND SOME FRENCH CRIES!

You know, society's got no hold on this outlaw.

Eating Dodges Shittin Fords

You have no idea what kind of hell I can bring you!

What are you wearing a wig for?

and she's off doin' her own thing right now,

Home where you make it.

So, I tried not to move. And I'm lyin' there starin' at the moon.

Brandy always wanted to hang out with me.

Daaaang... That’s cool....

Thats not a hemi

and it's always gonna be like this, Joey.

'Cause Ferris Wheel, and political rallies are the only ones I like

Anyway, I just put an “E” on it, pronounce it “Dar-tay.”

And months went by, and he never came home.

- I'm gonna shoot him right through his heart. - All right, let's go.

I want to hear more about the saga of Bryan Purpora

This is a business, not a charity. Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the airline business but until then, we're the people to see.

Hey, Joe, did you use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles?

I like gettin' hit with hot dogs. It don't bother me none.

SAY IT DONT SPRAY IT BROTHER DANG

All right, go ahead.

It is unknown if Rob survived or not

I might say the joint looks great. The toilets are freshly scrubbed.

I think these are pictures from the Grand Canyon.

This look like a piece of crap to you?

I wanna hear more of the “fat whore” saga

Come on, Joe. Remember what you said on the show?

Yeah, she's cool. Anyway, so there I was,

Total impound fees come to $3,496.

- A little drinky-drinky. - The reason I'm really callin'

- You're his dad? - What if I am?

- 'Cause I've been hunting before. - You, hunt?

Home is where he made it.

I didn’t know she was my sister when I kissed her

Dont try and church it up son. That's a 400ex.

But people say Joe Dirt's a weird name, and how cool am I?

Why didn't you tell him you'd found his parents?

When you're down Stare at a clown

No way I'd ever sell you, not in a million years But just for laughs, let’s see how much your worth

Cherry Bombs, Nipsy Dazers, with or without the scooter stick,

nothin' happened with him. nothin' weird. nothin'.

I thought this was it this time.

A town is a place where everyone hates you. Kids all try to beat you up.

When the service tech gets a new helper

She'll be just how you remembered her.

Brandi to Bert during sex…

Here's a picture of them. It's taken

I'm new! I don't know what to do!

- Okay. - What's his name?

I like getting hit with hot dogs It don't bother me none!

Rule two, the croc's number two.

Yeah. One day, I'm gonna marry that girl.

my parents pulled over on the side of the road to look at that big dinosaur

So, you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats,

Dirt’s back baby!

All's I got to do is keep being a good person.

Well, if I get married,

- His voice is so sexy. - I wonder what he looks like.

Do it again , I’ll take away your Alpha Grooming Loop

Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Impound Business. Until Then, I'm The Guy You See.

Wait a minute. Did you have a brother?

No, you're the one that carried us out.

Dont try and church it up son Don't you mean Joe Dick taker

You know what, I can't believe I'm sayin'...

Well, I see you got them snakes and sparklers,

When you invite your buddies to mug night