Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What everyone thinks when they see Cletus for the first time

Joe, there's somethin' you should think about.

I do worry about you, man. You know why? Because you're livin' In a boiler room, Joe.

Hey, Mister, you know the people who live here, Nunamaker?

I mean, maybe UNICEF will get into the funeral business. But until then we're the people to see.

is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead.

They're pretending I'm dead so's they can move me.

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S GET YOU A WAHMBURGER & SOME FRENCH CRIES?

Yeah, I did, but by the way, it wasn't no atom bomb.

None of that pussy skol

How does it feel to be a hero, Joe?

I can see down your shirt

I think that all I got's, like, 450 bucks.

I just pour a little water on here. Now, you hold him.

Even in OC Home is where you make it!

The first week at your new job

It's not often I get a freak like you plopped into my lap.

So, I cruised down south to New Orleans and found a base of operations

You towards Alcohol the day of a bad hangover

I tell you what, buddy. I'm gonna give you a free spin.

if it isn't dirty Joe Dirt.

That Jordan Love thing? There's not much to tell.

You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

This ain't no haircut. This is a wig.

Awesome, so heavy

And just then, all the tumblers fell into place.

I'll be chirping gears and pulling brodies, going...

One, two, three.

In case you called and I answered the phone.

Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!

and the next thing I knew, they were gone.

Gimme a break Bernie Are you happy now

Van Halen Not Van Hagar

Happy 4th of July

You were a cute baby, Joe Dirt.

You little sissy boy! Def Leppard sucks!

Joe, wherever you are, this is for you, buddy.

My face And your ass

I'M NEWWW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

You know, the life of a carnival worker keeps me free and untethered.

You're on TRL, California.

maybe one day unicef will get into the Fantasy football business

You parked illegally in a handicap spot Do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

I mean maybe one day unicef Will get into the comics business.

Dude, I'm just sayin' it's dull, all right?

Long shorts only, huh? That's not what I heard...

You don't got no Ladyfingers,

Anyone that’s lived near railroad tracks “It’s so flat, awesome.”

Joe, brace yourself for this.

please call this number, okay.

It’s Beef Stroganoff Don’t try and church it up 1SG

Hey, retard, you aren't worth it.

But I'm gonna pick it up this afternoon.

MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE SPORTS BROADCASTING BUSINESS

They're available for purchase.

When Rent a center come knocking

This ain't fun. Look at that little piece of char.

Everything's cool with me.

Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?

I appreciate any help I can get.

Home is where you make it

This is a Business, Not a Charity. Maybe one day Unicef will get into the Commercial diswasher business, till then, I'm the guy to see

I’m your sister I’m your sister

This guy wants 14 grand.

That's a big 10-4.

Luan YouTube channel

I'm just saying, I'm beginning to doubt your hetero street credentials here.

No more of that weak shit, right Bill?

None of that pussy skoal, right dad?

Look at him, fellas.

Red Hot Chili - Peppers suck

Maybe one day, UNICEF will get into the alarm business

- No, man, It wasn't me. - That's Joe Dirt!

Hey, I'm Joe. Where's the throw-up?

Is this heresy? Is this heresy? What’s up?! What’s up?!

What is this thing, man?

Dang! That's cool.

Can you be cool and let me just talk to him for a second here, man?

May as well ask Why is a tree good? Why's sunset good? why are boobs good? they just are

his Is A Business, Not A Charity Maybe One Day UNICEF Will Get Into The Utilities Business, Till Then, we are the Guys To See

When arch photographers discover they can shift diagonally Everybody know that. Goddamn Boy.

Wazzzzzza Scream

Home is where you make it

Check this out. A '71 'Cuda,

I keep hearin' about this guy.

"Belitnikoff..."

Guy likes to see Homos naked That don’t help me none

So, I had my 360 bucks.

Yeah, man. That little boy, that's me.

nothin' happened with him. nothin' weird

No, no. A spatula thing. The flat one.

I got the poo on me.

- I don't believe that. - Well, it's true.

- Stop it! - Get it out of here!

Go back! Go back!

YOU KNOW I MEAN MAYBE UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE MECHANICAL ENGINEERING BUSINESS BUT UNTIL THEN WE HAVE A BUSINESS TO RUN

- That's not what I heard. - Is Clem all right?

Well, I was born without the top of my skull,

But maybe you'll find your wife in heaven.

'cause she wants you gone, out on the road lookin' for nothin',

Feast your eyes on a feast of smoke.

I think I'm gonna go to the restroom and take a big Joe.

Good job, sir. Yeah, keep 'em straight like that. Good strategy.

That stupid dog better be bringing somebody.

I mean, never putting the moves on Brandy...

that thing with the bottled water is comin' off a little fruity.

Well, it ain't a "beat"

Ifaboier. Mm!!!!

When she sees my van I could tell you were an outlaw

I MEAN, MAYBE ONE DAY UNICEF WILL GET INTO THE FAT SHACK BUSINESS, BUT UNTIL THEN...PAY YOUR TAB!

Uncle Jimbo be like: I'm cool...

All aberration radio, all the time.

Well, let me emphasize to the listeners those are your words, not mine.

Me waking up when Jeff asks where a spot is at midnight That doorway, that's a very rare arch.

"You can't have 'no' in your heart,"

- What a wuss. - I mean, you aren't... Worth it.

The Dodge Stealth That's a rare car

Let's break it off for today.

Maybe one day unicef Will get into the High points business, until then I’m your man

Maybe one day UNICEF will get into the caring about secret group text business

This is a business. This is not a charity.

You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.

I saw your bumper sticker... "Cow patties should replace gold as currency"

Well, I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her.

Wondering if my bros are staring at that same moon

Come on. I'll treat you to a Dairy Queen.

Why is a sunset good? Why are boobs good?

Don't try and church it up son

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

They're usually 80 bucks at Checker, and this guy wants 40, man.

Get you a whaaburger And some French cries

So, you don’t know point 4?

But the more it rolled on down the road,

they don't really mean what they say.

I think that's little me in the garbage can!

NONE OF THAT PUSSY SKOAL, RIGHT, DAD?

She's sick of all your crap. She's sick of helpin' you.

How could you do that to me? I was only eight years old.

Yeah, that's... That's a space peanut.

Well, well, well, the famous Brandy, Tokyo Rose of the trailer park.

You're listening to the Zander Kelly show on KXLA.

Even worse, 4% said the dog was too hot for you.

He was in town here on the Federal witness relocation program.

but it ain't gonna be no Hemi.

Anyway, I just put an “E” on it, pronounce it “Dar-tay.”

I’m your cousin, I’m your cousin Deeper cuz deeper

Everybody, I'm lookin' for my parents.

liberos knowing front lines getting all the credit

Hoosker Doos Hoosker Donts

MAYBE GO DOWN TO MCDONALD’S AND GET YOU A WAHMBURGER & SOME FRENCH CRIES!

Smooth tan skin.