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No, no. Impossible.
[Doorbell chimes]
And get him undressed,
If you walk with A quarter wedged Between your knees,
Oh, Instant's fine.
Put him in bed, Let him sleep it off
You're worth it, Buddy.
Uh, excuse me, miss. Could you move the veil?
So i'm gonna let this Do the talkin' for me.
You are a very Attractive man,
Well, we could. You know,
And i've been sayin' Some pretty bitter things,
"Resourceful."
Into A "bash lilith" party.
Well, i'm not married now.
Just yell "surprise."
Is this for me?
My hair's all frizzy, But what the heck?
I'm just gonna Dig right in.
People who spend Any amount of time With each other
That seems Kind of strange.
No, no. You don't Have to go home.
But i remember How depressed i was
Let's just forget It ever happened, Ok?
Blah, blah, blah.
Lilith sendin' That mailgram.
I took a long, hard Look at myself.
Listen, sam, uh...
A little sleazy If you ask me,
It's just that Seein' you in my home,
Well, i really don't Want this to degenerate
What can we do To cheer him up?
I'm a grown man. I'm an adult.
Well, it feels good
There has to be Some sexual tension.