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Thursday, December 30th.
No, no, no.
Doing it awesome.
It will be like The Da Vinci Code.
I was wrong, sir!
and destructive answering machine message.
Next message.
Okay, that's it.
It's a voicemail.
You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called
Hey, you got home late.
Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
But maybe that's enough for a first step, okay?
Oh, boy.
And on New Year's Eve, I think I got Angie pregnant.
Kimiko taught me that.
a Japanese body pillow.
is going into a closet and switching clothes
Sometimes, at work.
Just get in the house, Randy.
What?
That's where I'm meeting them later!
but it's just some loser taking a picture of his kid.
Is your 2010 off to a good start?
Jack, are you coming in?
Jet Propulsion, You Open This Door Right Now!
I'm saying yes to life!
Liz, do you know how hard it was
Uh-duh-duh.
Because you spilled orange soda on the couch?
Oh!
And it was incredible.
I've got to erase that message.
Liz.
You can stop.
Probably having beach sex.
Jonathan.
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