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I'm saying yes to life!
Doing it awesome.
Uh-duh-duh.
That's where I'm meeting them later!
I've got to erase that message.
and destructive answering machine message.
is going into a closet and switching clothes
Just get in the house, Randy.
It will be like The Da Vinci Code.
Liz, do you know how hard it was
Kimiko taught me that.
Okay, that's it.
No, no, no.
Oh!
Because you spilled orange soda on the couch?
Liz.
Oh, boy.
But maybe that's enough for a first step, okay?
Probably having beach sex.
Sometimes, at work.
And it was incredible.
Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called
What?
but it's just some loser taking a picture of his kid.
Jet Propulsion, You Open This Door Right Now!
Jack, are you coming in?
Hey, you got home late.
Next message.
Is your 2010 off to a good start?
And on New Year's Eve, I think I got Angie pregnant.
Jonathan.
Thursday, December 30th.
I was wrong, sir!
It's a voicemail.
You can stop.
a Japanese body pillow.