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It will be like The Da Vinci Code.
I've got to erase that message.
Oh, boy.
But maybe that's enough for a first step, okay?
Is your 2010 off to a good start?
I was wrong, sir!
Oh!
And it was incredible.
Uh-duh-duh.
You can stop.
Thursday, December 30th.
Hey, you got home late.
Just get in the house, Randy.
You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called
Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
I'm saying yes to life!
Jonathan.
and destructive answering machine message.
Because you spilled orange soda on the couch?
It's a voicemail.
Sometimes, at work.
That's where I'm meeting them later!
No, no, no.
Next message.
Doing it awesome.
but it's just some loser taking a picture of his kid.
Jack, are you coming in?
a Japanese body pillow.
Probably having beach sex.
is going into a closet and switching clothes
Liz.
Jet Propulsion, You Open This Door Right Now!
Okay, that's it.
What?
Kimiko taught me that.
And on New Year's Eve, I think I got Angie pregnant.
Liz, do you know how hard it was