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You can stop.
Next message.
Which is the third best sex after elevator and White House.
Thursday, December 30th.
Is your 2010 off to a good start?
And it was incredible.
Liz, do you know how hard it was
but it's just some loser taking a picture of his kid.
That's where I'm meeting them later!
But maybe that's enough for a first step, okay?
And on New Year's Eve, I think I got Angie pregnant.
Jack, are you coming in?
Oh, boy.
Oh!
I've got to erase that message.
Sometimes, at work.
I'm saying yes to life!
Probably having beach sex.
You and I pretend that we met while filming a movie called
Jet Propulsion, You Open This Door Right Now!
Liz.
I was wrong, sir!
is going into a closet and switching clothes
and destructive answering machine message.
Hey, you got home late.
No, no, no.
Kimiko taught me that.
a Japanese body pillow.
It will be like The Da Vinci Code.
Doing it awesome.
Uh-duh-duh.
Okay, that's it.
Just get in the house, Randy.
It's a voicemail.
What?
Because you spilled orange soda on the couch?
Jonathan.
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