Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Child, don't you know cheap hair dye is like an old man?

Charmaine told me you were a beautiful, great girl.

I think you should be our model.

I will watch over those girls like they were my own.

No offense, Charmaine,

Sure, he can be all puffed up on the outside,

Very qualified, but I think...

Killer step. If I just had one more chance.

Great. I'm being followed by a fat lady in a driver's ed car!

Big Momma don't be getting butt naked for nobody!

and this is her niece, Charmaine, your new classmate.

No, refresh my memory.

Tonight, I'ma fight till we see the sunlight

Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh

You're going to go out there and you're gonna be great.

Beautiful thing.

and the loudest one's always screaming, "Delanté's pulling away!"

Oh, don't shoot.

And he likes long,

from our library's special collection.

You must be our new student, Charmaine.

You wanna get in my pants I don't think so

Canetti brought a dummy flash.

It's perfect, right?

Whenever you come around

Now, I know we have a tradition of pranks.

What the hell is a grown man doing with a damn rooster?

I need to speak to my wife, Sherrie.

Now, listen. Get back in costume.

You can have that.

but I think that I'm just going to go.

All the boys, they stop and stare

He just doesn't want to get hurt.

Does Haley like you better as a girl or a boy?

Scratch and Rembrandt are my family.

must dance, act or sing for their supper.

Anyway, they're having a thing for me

let's just hope that if it is the music box,

Swing low, sweet...

called the Cleveland Shuffle.

What is wrong with you? Your life's in danger

Chirkoff must have gotten to Kurtis Kool

Mmm-hmm. He loves you, girl.

I'm undercover. FBI. Now give me the damn bag.

Hey! Oh, you can wear this.

Well, she looks so skinny,

You make me complete

Let go of me! Come on.

You don't want it to all hang out!

I'm okay, I'm okay.

You saved my boy. Thank you, man.

There are boys backstage.

But thank you, Jesus, for now!

Let's get it poppin', baby You know how we do it in here

Yeah, I like that, I like that.

No, I do! I have friends and I have school...

You know, she's right. Nothing's worth living with those demon spawn!

Good. Come shopping with me.

What's up? How you doing?

She gets a little emotional. Who the hell is Delanté?

Wardrobe malfunction!

All my girls in the spot You know what's up

There's a music box in the library and now it's missing.

He was thinking about going to the Showcase tomorrow.

Just give me what I want. Whoa, whoa.

I lied to you and everything. I'm sorry, Dad.

The senior society of GGSA's best artists.

Oh, they wanna know They've been asking questions

You've probably seen him perform at the Promenade.

Get out of our way. We have business here.

Yeah, well, I know no phone calls allowed,

I got a better game than that.

You know what? I think I got somebody I could hook you up with, girl.

Every time I try to meet somebody, it's ding-a-ling-a-ling!

Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it

YO MAMA BOTTOM TEXT

Wherever he laid his hat was his home

You know, they give you the smoothing without the, um, extra padding.

I'd love you to come.

We find Turner, we find the flash drive.

Oh, oh, oh, ohhh!

He figured out how to hit the target

You're so amazing with words.

That means he's gonna kill me?

You are the air that I breathe

And what kind of school is this?

Please, do me a favor. Don't help.

Charmaine, you're late for class. Now get to ballet.

let me tell you something about Charmaine Daisy Pierce.

I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing

Which is still missing, by the way.

but everybody calls me Big Momma.

You're gonna go up a little higher. You know what I mean?

I can call you back.

Yep. That's right, Big Momma. This is fine art.

You think you might have a chance I don't think so

Look here, Big Momma, I got a couple St. Ides on ice back at the crib.

We'll talk about that later. But right now, I need this.

Thank you. Excuse me.

I mean, but if you sing it, I can catch a vibe and I can have a dope mix tape

Damn. I mean...

Oh, my gosh, there they are!