Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're still here, all right? That's what matters.

Mia, this is your new house mother, Big Momma,

Well, all right. Shed a little light.

but once you get to know him,

I'm on Fleet Street, come on

I ain't going to no lame college

if I could get a peek around the library.

What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see

Anthony Canetti? That's it.

Exactly. And that means every new student

Keep talking about the guy you like

Put the bag in the car.

Great. So, I'll see you in a few.

Loves me better

I just brought the beauty outside.

Come on. Come on. Malcolm!

My name is Kurtis Kool

What? I'm gonna tell you what don't make sense.

to get close to Haley.

It's all about the body The moves you makin'

Motownopoly. Let's play.

seeing as how my life is pretty much ruined!

He has an important job in the government.

Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it

No, he didn't sign it yet.

Hello? All girls school?

How about that one right there?

Oh, girl, you want this one?

Thank God my dad's an orthodontist.

Looking fine today, Haley. Yes, she is.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm-hmm. I like to read.

Haley, come on!

Get in the truck. Okay, okay!

Go ahead, call her.

What they talkin' 'bout? You'll see

Attention, everyone! Give...

a terrible stereotype.

The exchange is tonight, 11 :00 p.m.

Now you listen to me, Tinker Bell.

Look at you, boy. Look at you.

But it's a rooster.

This is our inner sanctum.

Shoot, I grew up so poor,

Look. This flash drive got evidence that'd put away some really bad people.

Listen. I suggest you get this bird back to St. Ignatius

We can't go home. So, what, then?

Only the mailman touches the mail.

My rent due My Nutz due

Oh, come on. No, I don't get down like that.

Vibin' out to an old-school jam

You just saw Chirkoff murder someone.

Towel girl was nice.

Speed it up? Yeah.

Ah, yes. Well, we do pride ourselves on diversity.

Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk

lights out time, 8:00 p.m.

What you talking about, girl? I like a woman with a little

Dude, you are all kinds of freaky!

against one of our own, which will not be tolerated!

I'm going to hide you.

Girl, you need a hug!

We're just gonna lay low until I can get my hands on it.

I like to get out. As a man, it's like...

Okay. All right, all right. Just relax.

Me and you together ain't worth losin'

I knew she was a narc.

You've never taken off that dress.

I mean, come on. How you gonna hide a swag as big as this?

Before you know it, you'll be bosom buddies.

Janet had all the dirt. And I'm their Janet!

Juilliard, Berklee, Peabody and Oberlin.

Don't you eyeball me, girl.

They were here. I gotta believe they're coming back.

You mind? Do you mind?

Tuck it! Right over there.

Let me satisfy that curiosity.

What they talkin' 'bout? My girls

You think I'm stupid, huh? You think I'm a stupid man.

Prima ballerinas can't have any booty. There's a law or something.

What they talkin' 'bout? My girls

I'm not talking to you.

Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it.

Remember, it'd be two to the right,

My palpitations!

Oh, Papa Gotta do it proper

And here's the 411 you probably didn't get on your tour.

I ain't no narc.

Oh, I'm okay. I mean, I can do light comedy, like Sandra Bullock.

she's probably gonna bust that little vein in her forehead.

just release it as a double jam.

He's a lyrical miracle, baby

You think the Jackson 5 gave Papa Joe information? No.

You heard me! Eighty!

Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy

Okay. All right.

When the beat's on No matter where

They probably already ran your tags.

The party don't start till I walk in

and I got to bring in my own Sweet'N Low?

Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up

He has got to love you for all the stuff you can't buy in no store.

I just want to be the one to make you feel amazing

You die a little.

These bobby pins don't stay put.

These words I'm speaking got me going crazy

Where's my witness protection plan?