Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How they gonna let two fat ladies go poking around this joint.

So it's like the Soulja Boy, right?

Put your hands in the air.

Yeah. I think she's with Charmaine.

Why do I have to go to art?

And now you know just how I flow and it goes

Have you seen this guy?

Oh, don't listen to her!

Now give it up for my man, Prodi-G!

'Cause you are all I need

Haley, it's gonna be okay.

Who invited America's sexiest buffalo?

The life that's in me

to exorcise his demons.

"The Inaugural Class Music Box."

Hey, Trent, we love you, but I ain't with no ass-whuppin'.

I could feel that.

What they talkin' 'bout? Our moves

Ain't got a care in world but got plenty of beer

Aw! The poor baby is hungry!

Okay. That a girl.

Hey, get in here and sit down! Stay down!

Now, I'm the new house mother over in Pryce Hall.

You know, every day you don't demand respect, you die just a little.

So, come home soon. We got to talk.

You do realize I'm packing, don't you?

Signed, sealed, delivered.

Oh, dear, that is awful. Well, you have come to the right place.

And another thing...

See me 'round school, man I'm something like the mayor

Delanté would fall back in love with me.

Hi, girl. Hi. Hi.

Blood! Did anyone call 911?

It seems like every time I stroll in You know I be zonin'

Big Momma! Big Momma!

Work that machinery Grind the gears on

Security! Security! He groped me!

Hello? Chocolate?

Trent, you got a lot to learn.

Wait. Who the hell are the Divas?

This little go-kart handles well.

What they talkin' 'bout? Our moves

Oh, he'll be there.

I'm just saying... Listen.

Performance art, my ass!

You know what, just do like Pac's mom did.

Congratulations. You're a Diva.

'Cause a real man wouldn't risk his life for some girl.

Me and you, we chillin' Hangin', cruisin'

so you'll just see them there.

I was trying to give her...

Haley. I made her do it.

Some of the girls have gone to dinner,

This way? Mmm-hmm.

You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin'

You touch me again, I'll knock you into next Sunday.

Tell me what you know about the missing music box.

I'm not even wearing a clean pair of granny panties.

Mia is a very promising young actress.

Same thing. You're a boy.

I'd rather hum.

Like Fred Sanford said, "I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!"

Now, if you'd kindly just drop the sheet.

Makes me happy Makes me feel this way

Yeah, but I ain't the one who brought the rain.

Hey, y'all, the Prodi-G's a little parched.

Can we trust her not to narc us out?

With my hands up You got me now

Get ready to see some of the best

I don't know, something's missing.

A little something I used to do back in the day

Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no

You made me have to chase you, man.

It's in the music...

I told you, we don't use code names.

Makes me feel this way

So, look, I should get back.

Last night, an antique music box was stolen

Oh, don't worry about that.

What? "None-ya"?

I said that's enough, now.

Oh, don't be silly. You just need the final touch.

I can't! Delanté used to drive me everywhere! I barely know...

They haven't left the area, at least not yet.

I like how you put the little new school with the old school.

I know it's college decision day,

Keep driving! Go!

Everybody back to their rooms, now!

No, that's your dream.

You're going to kill us!

Come on. We're going to the library. That's where it was stolen.

Payoff, hits, everything.

And now the dudes are lining up

And she's gotta get back to her girls.

Don't corner-eye me!

They're driving backwards.

Well, thank you for telling me, all right?

My pleasure. Hey, Trent.

Hey. Don't worry.

How about I go back to reading my Cosmo?

Who? He's my cousin.

There go one of my flock in need of some counseling.

Have you seen him?

Ain't got no money in my pocket But I'm already here

The Achievement, Volume One. Right?

I'm a curious woman.

How you doing? How you doing?