Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm just saying, this is my big break, man!

Well, just typical BS, you know.

Left hand, green!

She's having hot flashes. Go ahead, girl, show us what you got!

well, that just distorts our body image!

I have something you could try on.

You certainly do.

Oh. No, look, forget college, man.

Yeah, I got you, Chocolate. Go ahead.

The Prodi-G, he's been known to go on personal retreats

Jasmine, head up.

Listen, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

Don't let them do a clean version for Walmart.

Yeah, you are all I need

before you scare someone.

Look, don't shoot the kids, all right?

I can't wait to see this.

But I really need to work on expanding my range,

It's all about the mix, yeah, the combination

Whoo! Sweet Jesus.

Trust me, I'm a seasoned FBI agent.

She's only with me because of some family problems.

called The Freshman Class, right?

What are we doing, sacrificing an animal or something?

Back at you, H-bomb.

Which he uses to spy on me.

Oh? Well, what kind?

Freak with it. That's right.

Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it

I know how to find them.

Son, I was thinking, your moms doesn't need to know everything.

Anyway, Charmaine is a little under the weather right now.

Huh? Think about that.

or anyone who knows anything about this, come forward

You know, I realize there's no rush to greatness.

Well, the name is Hattie Mae Pierce,

I'll make you mine

"Break night." Yeah.

Well, I got a lot of rolls, but they're not exactly the kind...

But it's all an act, you know why?

We so fly 'cause we don't care

Two girls in one night.

Oh, any ol' girl will do.

I don't know. I don't know who I am.

Hey, it's good to see you again.

And afterward, I'm going to have a double cheeseburger

Give your girl some love.

I'm so incredible They're forgettable, bye-bye

I like that. You know, "Oooh!"

I can't resist your sweet surrender

Only business you have here is none-ya.

You blew your cover. And you lied to me about it!

"No child left behind."

My late husband Othar taught me how to use it

He'll give you an autograph just to get rid of you.

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk

Hey, Haley. Hey, girl.

I want him dead.

See you guys later. See you guys.

He's a lyrical miracle, baby

I mean, you're not hot.

I'll be back for a second set, a'ight?

Come on, I want to take you somewhere.

I crossed the line I'm wrong to lie

I got no time for no wack dudes

And some shrimp in the backyard. That's a woman!

Tomorrow night.

All right. Take it easy. Take it easy. I'll show you everything.

This is making me nauseous.

It's Kurtis. I'm out front.

Just do it. I'll explain it to you later.

Show us what you got. Show us what you got.

Come here! Come here!

Uh, girl, something just came up! I'll be right back.

Funny. Very funny.

FBI! Pull over, now!

You knew I took the rooster and you didn't narc me out.

Child, I did not say that.

YOU PROBABLY READ ABOUT IT IN THE NEWSPAPER

What are you talking about? It's just some old music box.

Call the FBI, ask for Agent Crawford.

Georgia Girls School for the Arts.

The Promenade was hot the day I saw you.

Steam Clean Carpet Service.

Child, I see who you are on the inside.

Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it

and those poor, house motherless girls you got

Ooh. Sit down with such lovely young ladies.

This is nothing like that.

You putting on this front of toughness.

No, I think you're probably a very intelligent man.

Oh, no. We don't want to put you out.

I don't understand.

"Sorry" don't mean squat from a two-timing dog!

And if he don't,

Loves me better Makes me happy

How entertaining.

I'm peeping one fly Zulu queen! Mmm!

Well, back in the day, I used to run the ropes for Run-DMC.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our annual Showcase!

So I strongly suggest that the guilty party,

Duke University! Boo-ya!

How many times do I gotta say I'm sorry?